Laughter - the best medicine

[Dando]

 

[SocketRocket]

When you've left your car running on the drive to defrost the windscreen and the doorbell rings!

 

[Mudball]

 

[CliveW]

That reminded me of this...

 

[Slime]

That reminded me of this...

Wow, does everyone in Bury have such weird, ugly faces?
It must be something in the water.

 

[Slime]

I wanted to plant some apple trees but was really fretting about them producing any decent fruit.


Mrs Slime told me to grow a pear!

 

[Slime]

My wife asked me to name something I'm not very good at beginning with the letter N.


I replied .......................... "Spelling."

 

[Fade and Die]

 

[Dando]

Mrs d just asked if I’d seen the dog bowl.

I had no idea he liked cricket

 

[Leftie]

I bought my wife a pug as a present. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her.

 

[Leftie]

I've finished my Christmas cards early this year. Both Visa and MasterCard are maxed out.

 

[Leftie]

Today’s top tip: When cooking kale, try adding some coconut oil. It makes it a lot easier to scrape into the bin.

 

[SatchFan]

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[toyboy54]

I'm praying that this hasn't been done but, if so, then please forgive me for having good taste

YEARS AGO we had; EMPIRES run by Emperors
KINGDOMS run by Kings
NOW? we have; COUNTRIES run by *****?
Love to all Mods

 

[BubbaP]

?
You should be safe..
https://forums.golfmonthly.com/threads/laughter-the-best-medicine.104719/post-2410094

 

[Voyager EMH]

There could be people outside number 10 today shouting,

"COX OUT, COX OUT!"

 

[Voyager EMH]

Then next week, to amuse our American friends, they will be shouting,

"JOHNSON OUT, JOHNSON OUT!"

(Not political mods, only a play on words, honest)