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Going with the music theme,.

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Just been stopped in the street today by a Lady conducting a survey.
She asked me what I knew about dwarfs.





I said ''Very Little''
 

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A recent study shows that woman with large breasts are more intelligent than woman with small breasts.




To be fair, the man conducting the study admits that he wasn’t really listening.
 

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A friend of mine worked at Ronseal. He died when he fell into tank of yacht varnish...he had a horrible end - but a lovely finish.
 

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A woman brings 8 year old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her 8 year old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother,​


"He's taken her bloody appendix out!"

 
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