Laughter - the best medicine

[SatchFan]

 

[Slime]

I've got a step ladder,



I never knew my real ladder.

 

[Slime]

 

[Smiffy]

 

[Boomy]

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Brilliant ???

 

[YandaB]

 

[Pants]

Right. After serious consideration I am going to give the vegan lifestyle a go. Have been thinking about it for some time and feel it’s something I should at least try. I’m going to try not to drink alcohol either. A three-day trial…



Trial period is 29, 30 and 31 February.

 

[toyboy54]

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Smiffy....The Vaccine....WHERE,,,(PLEASE??)
Jimbo

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

If you ever see me running, run like hell too ................................ because I’m far too lazy to be running without a damn good reason.

 

[rudebhoy]

 

[rosecott]

We're still battling COVID-19, and the next thing is here already
The NILE Virus, type C
Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C.
It appears to target those who were born between 1940 & 1970

Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same message twice.
2. Causes you to send a blank message
3. Causes you to send a message to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit SEND before you've finished.
7. Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND.
8. Causes you to SEND when you should DELETE.

It is called the C-NILE virus
And if you can’t admit to doing the above, you’ve obviously caught the mutated strain —
The D-NILE virus.

 

[Slime]

I decided to wax the car today.



It didn't take long because it’s not very hairy.

 

[Dando]

I saw Diana Ross trying to push in at the queue at Tesco today and I said to her: "You can’t hurry love, you just have to wait"

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[Imurg]

 

[bobmac]

What has 4 legs and no sense of humour?
Ant and Dec

 

[Dando]

Over the years the inventor of the polo has made a mint