Laughter - the best medicine

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[Pants]

Reminds me a bit of Smiffy's avatar lol

 

[Mudball]

Going with the music theme,.

 

[Old Skier]

 

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Just been stopped in the street today by a Lady conducting a survey.
She asked me what I knew about dwarfs.





I said ''Very Little''

 

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[rulefan]

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[rulefan]

Next week is Diarrhoea Awareness week.
Runs from Monday to Friday.

 

[SatchFan]

 

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A recent study shows that woman with large breasts are more intelligent than woman with small breasts.




To be fair, the man conducting the study admits that he wasn’t really listening.

 

[toyboy54]

Speaking as a Scotsman I think that's bang out of order and a complete falsehood.

She'd already been treated enough...

Very well put Greig-restrained,polite and reasoned....BUT SO TRUE!
Happy Jimbo

 

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[rulefan]

A friend of mine worked at Ronseal. He died when he fell into tank of yacht varnish...he had a horrible end - but a lovely finish.

 

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A woman brings 8 year old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her 8 year old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother,​

"He's taken her bloody appendix out!"

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