Laughter - the best medicine

Neilds

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Guy playing golf with his wife and she’s stood on the ladies tee while he hits off. He blocks a low drive and hits her square on the back of the head, killing her instantly.
A week later he’s called into the coroner’s office who says “ well upon examination I found a perfect imprint of a Titleist pro v1 on the back of your wife’s head and as we suspected that was indeed the cause of death. But the reason I called you in is that during the autopsy I also found a Srixon Z Star inserted in her bottom?”
“Aaah” says the husband “ that’ll be my provisional. I wondered where that went!”
 

Slime

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I was once involved in a car accident with the other car being driven by a dwarf.
He got out of his car, angrily shaking his fist and yelled, "I'm NOT happy!"



"Well," I replied, "which one are you?"
 
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