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Laughter - the best medicine
- Thread starter YandaB
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I thought I’d spice things up in the bedroom with mrs d by playing doctors and nurses.
diagnosing her as clinically obese is a mood killer
diagnosing her as clinically obese is a mood killer
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ColchesterFC
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Doc : I'm sorry to say, but your condition is terminal.
Patient : Oh my God, how much time do I have left?
Doc : 10
Patient : 10 what?
Doc : 9
Patient : Oh my God, how much time do I have left?
Doc : 10
Patient : 10 what?
Doc : 9
rulefan
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Patient goes for annual check up.
Doctor: "I'm afraid I have some bad news"
Patient: "OK, what is it?"
Doc: "Well, I'm afraid you have cancer."
Patient: "Oh dear" and then breaks down in tears. After a minute or so he says "Is there anything else?"
Doc: "I'm afraid you have Alzheimer's"
Patient: " Thank goodness. At least I haven't got cancer"
Doctor: "I'm afraid I have some bad news"
Patient: "OK, what is it?"
Doc: "Well, I'm afraid you have cancer."
Patient: "Oh dear" and then breaks down in tears. After a minute or so he says "Is there anything else?"
Doc: "I'm afraid you have Alzheimer's"
Patient: " Thank goodness. At least I haven't got cancer"
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Imurg
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I laughed at this waay more than I should have.....
PhilTheFragger
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Guys please watch what you post up
If it’s remotely political or sexist then it’s going to be taken down
If it’s remotely political or sexist then it’s going to be taken down
SwingsitlikeHogan
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...gawping at KMs verbal gymnastics isn‘t political (for a start you have to know who it is) ... it’s just funny - but hey ... there you go and it’s gone - and so be it ??
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Mudball
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This does risk being political and sexist at the same time... a perfect Venn diagram ..
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If anyone wants to sponsor me I’m doing a 0.0000005k run to raise awareness for laziness
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I was going to sponsor someone raising money for apathy awareness but I couldn't be arsed.
YandaB
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Just got an email from Google detailing how they have devised a way to read maps backwards...
Turns out to be spam
Turns out to be spam
clubchamp98
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That’s sexist just warning the Guys.
backwoodsman
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Not really.
Where you been this past 20 years or so? Guys has been an androgynous plural noun for ages.
Rooter
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guy
/ɡʌɪ/
noun
plural noun: guys
INFORMAL
a man.
"he's a nice guy"
While I was there, I did another search:
pedant
/ˈpɛd(ə)nt/
https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1...2ahUKEwi0j5Sb547sAhXGyYUKHYTUB2QQ3eEDegQIARAG
noun
noun: pedant; plural noun: pedants
- a person who is excessively concerned with minor details and rules or with displaying academic learning.
