Laughter - the best medicine

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[Dando]

I thought I’d spice things up in the bedroom with mrs d by playing doctors and nurses.
diagnosing her as clinically obese is a mood killer

 

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[ColchesterFC]

 

[Slime]

Doc : I'm sorry to say, but your condition is terminal.

Patient : Oh my God, how much time do I have left?

Doc : 10

Patient : 10 what?

Doc : 9

 

[rulefan]

Patient goes for annual check up.
Doctor: "I'm afraid I have some bad news"
Patient: "OK, what is it?"
Doc: "Well, I'm afraid you have cancer."
Patient: "Oh dear" and then breaks down in tears. After a minute or so he says "Is there anything else?"
Doc: "I'm afraid you have Alzheimer's"
Patient: " Thank goodness. At least I haven't got cancer"

 

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[Imurg]

I laughed at this waay more than I should have.....

https://twitter.com/x/status/1310105594116833284

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Guys please watch what you post up
If it’s remotely political or sexist then it’s going to be taken down

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

...gawping at KMs verbal gymnastics isn‘t political (for a start you have to know who it is) ... it’s just funny - but hey ... there you go and it’s gone - and so be it ??

 

[Mudball]

This does risk being political and sexist at the same time... a perfect Venn diagram ..

 

[Slime]

Guys please watch what you post up
If it’s remotely political or sexist then it’s going to be taken down

 

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[Dando]

If anyone wants to sponsor me I’m doing a 0.0000005k run to raise awareness for laziness

 

[Pathetic Shark]

I was going to sponsor someone raising money for apathy awareness but I couldn't be arsed.

 

[YandaB]

Just got an email from Google detailing how they have devised a way to read maps backwards...
Turns out to be spam

 

[clubchamp98]

Guys please watch what you post up
If it’s remotely political or sexist then it’s going to be taken down

That’s sexist just warning the Guys.

 

[backwoodsman]

That’s sexist just warning the Guys.

Not really.

Where you been this past 20 years or so? Guys has been an androgynous plural noun for ages.

 

[Rooter]

Not really.

Where you been this past 20 years or so? Guys has been an androgynous plural noun for ages.

guy
/ɡʌɪ/

noun
plural noun: guys
INFORMAL
a man.
"he's a nice guy"

While I was there, I did another search:






pedant
/ˈpɛd(ə)nt/
https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1...2ahUKEwi0j5Sb547sAhXGyYUKHYTUB2QQ3eEDegQIARAG

noun
noun: pedant; plural noun: pedants

1. a person who is excessively concerned with minor details and rules or with displaying academic learning.