Laughter - the best medicine

[Pathetic Shark]

That’s sexist just warning the Guys.

So I self-identify on this thread as being female (and I definitely putt like one sometimes) can I post something dodgy?
Only kidding Fragger, you're doing a great job!

 

[Dando]

I'm rubbish at Greek mythology.
It's always been my Achilles elbow.

 

[clubchamp98]

Not really.

Where you been this past 20 years or so? Guys has been an androgynous plural noun for ages.

Same place as your sense of humour obviously.

 

[GreiginFife]

Just watched a Tv programme about metal fastening.

It was riveting...

 

[Slime]

Just watched a Tv programme about metal fastening.

It was riveting...

I wanted to watch that but, unfortunately, I missed it as I was busy reading a book about the invention of superglue.
I couldn't put it down.

 

[Slime]

 

[Leftie]

I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!

 

[Leftie]

Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain.

 

[clubchamp98]

Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain.

Origami surely you ever had a paper cut.?

 

[Smiffy]

 

[PhilTheFragger]

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And a couple of them are looking a bit dodgy ???

 

[Doon frae Troon]

I wanted to watch that but, unfortunately, I missed it as I was busy reading a book about the invention of superglue.
I couldn't put it down.

Not for me.
I got stuck halfway through it.

 

[Slime]

 

[rulefan]

A lorry loaded with superglue has crashed on the A1. Police say all motorists should stick to the inside lane.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

There is a large NATO operation going on the NE Scotland at the moment.
As a new move the Danish and Norwegian ships have large barcodes on their bows so that when they enter ports they can Scandanavian.

 

[Pathetic Shark]

In the Vatican's annual boxing competition, the Pope was disqualified for administering the last rite.

 

[Mudball]

Nothing better than being on national television...

 

[Leftie]

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks: “Is this stool taken?”

 

[ADB]

Rugby Tickets
Lions v Springboks
2nd Test 31st July 2021, Cape Town

This may be of interest to some on here. A friend of mine has two tickets in a corporate box for Lions v SA. He paid £300 each, but he didn't realise when he bought them that it was going to be the same day as his Covid postponed wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for some one to take his place.

Its at Pontypridd Registry Office at 4.30pm. The bride's name is Megan, she's 5'4", about 8 stone with brown hair and freckles.

 

[Smiffy]