Laughter - the best medicine

[Deleted member 18645]

Playing video games completely ruined my life. Luckily I have two more left.

 

[Norrin Radd]

I went to my premature ejaculation meeting this morning......turns out it's tomorrow

 

[Norrin Radd]

I have the memory of an elephant, I went to the zoo once and saw an elephant

 

[Norrin Radd]

I was disappointed that Dunkirk wasn't an autobiography of William Shatner

 

[Norrin Radd]

What really gets my eye is short people with umbrellas

 

[need_my_wedge]

 

[Norrin Radd]

I bought one of those memory foam mattresses ...now it's trying to blackmail me

 

[Slime]

 

[ColchesterFC]

I went to my premature ejaculation meeting this morning......turns out it's tomorrow

It's the Premature Ejaculation Society Ball this evening. There's no dress code, just come in your pants.

 

[Lord Tyrion]

 

[need_my_wedge]

Corona lock down in Russia - Please DON'T try this at home

 

[Dando]

Corona lock down in Russia - Please DON'T try this at home

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are you sure that's not from a forum meet!

 

[ADB]

What really gets my eye is short people with umbrellas

You been watching a Gary Delaney stand-up set?

 

[SocketRocket]

It's the Premature Ejaculation Society Ball this evening. There's no dress code, just come in your pants.

Did everyone come.

 

[Lazkir]

Did everyone come.

Yes one after another, all in sequins.

 

[YandaB]

Only the members.

I trust someone took them in hand?

 

[Leftie]

'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.'

 

[Slime]

 

[Pin-seeker]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1255772363146301441

 

[Khamelion]

I'm thinking of standing for Parliament. Such is the quality of my early day motions.

Loose at best that one