Laughter - the best medicine

[ColchesterFC]

 

[Slime]

 

[need_my_wedge]

 

[Slime]

 

[Dando]

Jeremy Beadle had a small willy, but on the other hand it was quite big

 

[Slime]

 

[Doon frae Troon]

We can only give you the hospital figure for Johnson's babies, the true one is likely to be considerably higher.

 

[Dando]

 

[Slime]

Removed.
I decided it was probably a little too close to the mark!

 

[Blue in Munich]

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Just started cycling and was looking to link up cycling data with the health app on the iPhone



Then I read it a bit more carefully

Doh

 

[SatchFan]

I don't think the new Harry Potter book seems as good as the old ones.

 

[Blue in Munich]

Just started cycling and was looking to link up cycling data with the health app on the iPhone

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Then I read it a bit more carefully

Doh

Some truth in the rumour you're an old tart then Fragger?

 

[Blue in Munich]

 

[Slime]

After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it.



Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife, 32, looking for some action!"
I've sent her my ironing, that should keep her busy for a while!



Mrs Slime's been hinting that she want's something black and lacy for her birthday.
So I've got her a pair of football boots.

 

[jim8flog]

Heard on Jeremy Vine this morning

" Staying in lock down = fattening the curve"

 

[PhilTheFragger]

For Sale
Ikea Glass Table £5

Just needs assembling ?

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

The wife just asked me what I was doing on the computer.
"Looking for cheap flights" I replied.
She immediately got very excited, told me she loved me and gave me the best sex I'd ever had!

Which kind of surprised me as she'd never been interested in darts before!

 

[drdel]

For Sale
Ikea Glass Table £5

Just needs assembling ?
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Comes with crystal clear instructions.