Laughter - the best medicine

[Dando]

For Sale
Ikea Glass Table £5

Just needs assembling ?
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I bet there’s some bits missing

 

[Imurg]

For Sale
Ikea Glass Table £5

Just needs assembling ?
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Sell to Amanda as a jigsaw...

 

[Slime]

For Sale
Ikea Glass Table £5

Just needs assembling ?
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Sell to Amanda as a jigsaw...

Amanda, do the edges first.

 

[williamalex1]

As Jim Bowen would've said = Smashing prize

 

[richart]

Sell to Amanda as a jigsaw...

No good without the lid of the box.

 

[Slime]

 

[williamalex1]

As i get older, all I need in life is,
A Spec-savers, a Boots the chemist,and a Gregg's the baker.

Yep, life is all specs, drugs and sausage rolls

 

[Orikoru]

I went to my premature ejaculation meeting this morning......turns out it's tomorrow

At least there's no dress code there - you just come in your pants.

 

[chrisd]

I just got offered a job at the sperm donor clinic, shame that I have to work a week in hand ?

 

[Deleted Member 1156]

A masochist went up to a sadist and said "Beat me, beat me!"

The sadist said "No"

 

[Dando]

just washed 4 pairs of pyjamas - that's my work wear sorted for the rest of the week

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[PIng]

As i get older, all I need in life is,
A Spec-savers, a Boots the chemist,and a Gregg's the baker.

Yep, life is all specs, drugs and sausage rolls

You should visit King's Heath, Birmingham

 

[Dando]

 

[SocketRocket]

You should visit King's Heath, Birmingham

I drive past there often to visit my Daughter in Mosley.

 

[SocketRocket]

A person gets knocked down by a car every hour in London.

Hes getting bloody fed up with it now!

 

[NearHull]

Letter in todays Telegraph

SIR – Three weeks ago I asked my wife for the time, as I have stopped wearing a watch. She replied: “Saturday”. On Tuesday I did the same thing, and her answer was: “May”.

says it all really.

 

[Slime]

 

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