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*BREAKING NEWS*
THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE LIFTING RESTRICTIONS IN PARKS AND BEACHES DURING THE EASTER BREAK.
The Government has announced today that, for the Easter break, certain groups are allowed to go to parks and Beaches and invite friends round for BBQ’s.
IMPORTANT- PLEASE READ
While the majority of the population will remain in lockdown the following groups will be allowed to gather together at Parks and beaches:
Imbeciles
Half wits
Morons
Troglodytes
Ignoramus’
Simpletons
Illiterates
Idiots
Dickheads
Numpties
Ex Scottish Health ministers
Anyone not in those groups must follow the guidelines set out by the Governments regarding social distancing
THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE LIFTING RESTRICTIONS IN PARKS AND BEACHES DURING THE EASTER BREAK.
The Government has announced today that, for the Easter break, certain groups are allowed to go to parks and Beaches and invite friends round for BBQ’s.
IMPORTANT- PLEASE READ
While the majority of the population will remain in lockdown the following groups will be allowed to gather together at Parks and beaches:
Imbeciles
Half wits
Morons
Troglodytes
Ignoramus’
Simpletons
Illiterates
Idiots
Dickheads
Numpties
Ex Scottish Health ministers
Anyone not in those groups must follow the guidelines set out by the Governments regarding social distancing
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Ended up doing a time and motion study to locate the perpetrator of this hideous crime, study finish, left message for wife :-
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If you had to sacrifice the population of just one city to get rid of this virus ...
Which city would you choose?
and why Bradford
Which city would you choose?
and why Bradford
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What the hell have you been doing..?
Worst case of Galloping Knobrot I've ever seen Mate.......
Maybe we should clap for you tomorrow night....
Isn’t galloping knobrot the name of a horse?
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