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Laughter - the best medicine
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SatchFan
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williamalex1
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Took my wife to the doctors to sort out her Tourettes.
Turns out she's fine, seemingly I am a efen a hole and she really does want me to F/ off.
Turns out she's fine, seemingly I am a efen a hole and she really does want me to F/ off.
Norrin Radd
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Turns out that it's Arnie's favourite time of the year
"It has to be Easter baby"
"It has to be Easter baby"
YandaB
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Well, that's me in hospital ?
This has not been a good morning.
After spending the last three weeks self isolated inside the house, I decided to go horseback riding (local to me), something I haven't done in many years. It turned out to be a horrible big mistake!
I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off and caught my foot in the saddle stirrup, the horse was then dragging me. The horse just would not stop.
Thankfully the manager at Sainsbury's came out and unplugged the machine.
He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins off me so I wouldn't try to ride the Elephant. ?
This has not been a good morning.
After spending the last three weeks self isolated inside the house, I decided to go horseback riding (local to me), something I haven't done in many years. It turned out to be a horrible big mistake!
I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off and caught my foot in the saddle stirrup, the horse was then dragging me. The horse just would not stop.
Thankfully the manager at Sainsbury's came out and unplugged the machine.
He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins off me so I wouldn't try to ride the Elephant. ?
Our Easter holiday to Centreparcs has been cancelled so we're recreating it at home by having the kids ride their bikes in the garden while I burn £20 notes ??
drdel
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What is the best and quickest way to repair holes in a lounge carpet?
I need to replace my divots before the wife gets home...
I need to replace my divots before the wife gets home...
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User62651
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Jim Carrey at his puerile best
YandaB
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I am indeed a donkey!
Norrin Radd
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I very very nearly fell for that .very good?
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AmandaJR
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I did!
AmandaJR
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The effort some people go to is amazing...this is one of the funniest I've seen...
SatchFan
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backwoodsman
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Do people not read the threads? That's the third time this ones been posted. And several other have been done twice...
SocketRocket
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jim8flog
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Be careful of your punctuation
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