Laughter - the best medicine

[Slime]

 

[Dando]

 

[SocketRocket]

 

[YandaB]

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
It was just After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street , and had a drink in Mars bar.
He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.
‘I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
Soon they were Heart Throbs.
It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!

 

[Crow]

 

[SatchFan]

 

[Imurg]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1248852595428536320

 

[SocketRocket]

His funfair will be hello on Sundial.

 

[SatchFan]

 

[SatchFan]

 

[Slime]

 

[bobmac]

 

[need_my_wedge]

what borders on stupidity?



Mexico and Canada

 

[Dando]

To whoever stole my other half’s knickers off her line last night you are absolute scum! She isn't bothered about the knickers but she would like the 17 pegs back!

 

[williamalex1]

I used one of the wife's panty liners in my face mask as extra protection, that's the first sniff I've had in ages

 

[Slime]

To whoever stole my other half’s knickers off her line last night you are absolute scum! She isn't bothered about the knickers but she would like the 17 pegs back!

My neighbour was telling me that her underwear was disappearing from her washing line.
When she said that she'd called the police, I nearly crapped her pants!

 

[Slime]

 

[Swinglowandslow]

Blimey, Slime, where do you get 'em??

 

[Dando]

 

[Fish]

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