Laughter - the best medicine

[Deleted member 21258]

An English man, a Scottish man and an Irish man walked into the pub.....

Those were the days

 

[Leftie]

I know time goes really quickly but this has just dawned on me. It’s Christmas. We’re all eating too much, drinking too much, watching films, no idea what day it is and The Queen is on the telly.

 

[Slime]

 

[Leftie]

A new report suggests that five out of six people enjoy playing Russian roulette…

 

[Leftie]

I've been thinking about selling my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay. Imagine all the PayPal…

 

[Robster59]

Two people were caught sunbathing in Glasgow today. They've been taken in and treated for exposure.

 

[SocketRocket]

Be aware of sweary bit.

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Whatever you post, if it contains swearing it will be deleted and you will get an infraction.

Keep it clean folks

 

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[SatchFan]

They need to add an address as the place is nearly impossible to find.

 

[SatchFan]

When you lie on your CV but still get the job.

 

[SatchFan]

 

[richart]

Nothing like laughing at your own jokes...this is going to be my daily lockdown antidote! If the links work...

Watched on my iPad, so screen very small.
I thought you were poking your finger out of the box, and the dog then ripped it out.

 

[Blue in Munich]

 

[AmandaJR]

Watched on my iPad, so screen very small.
I thought you were poking your finger out of the box, and the dog then ripped it out.

Ha! My friend thought the same!!

 

[Orikoru]

Just heard they're going to do a round of applause for all the delivery & courier drivers next. It will take place sometime between 10am and 5pm tomorrow.

 

[YandaB]

More advise from a medical professional ....”Just heard a Dr on TV saying that during this time of Coronavirus while staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we could all use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things I’d started and hadn’t finished, so I fiished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baieys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box of chocletz, Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!” Xxx

 

[YandaB]

 

[Slime]

Biggest waste of money this year ................................................ a 2020 diary!

 

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