Laughter - the best medicine

[Fade and Die]

 

[Mudball]

Too much pain on this forum... This one dedicated to our selfless moderators

 

[Norrin Radd]

Too much pain on this forum... This one dedicated to our selfless moderators

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Surely that post is in the green party

 

[ColchesterFC]

 

[SocketRocket]

Surely that post is in the green party

It's the Last Post

 

[SocketRocket]

I read that when it's raining in Sweden you have to put your headlights on by law.

How the hell do I know if it's raining in Sweden?

 

[Leftie]

I phoned Sea World. They said my call was being recorded for training porpoises.

 

[Pathetic Shark]

My son came home and said, "Dad, I've been awarded the Leslie Nielson trophy at school"
I said, "What's that?"
He said, "it's a large building full of children, but that's not important right now"

 

[Dando]

 

[ColchesterFC]

 

[Dando]

Happy 80th birthday to Cliff Richard

 

[Slime]

 

[rulefan]

Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter, flight for 4 people?! I'm still looking for 2 more people to join us. We leave early Saturday (October 17) morning from Marbella and will fly to Gibraltar where we will have breakfast and then on a yacht in the harbour for lunch!
Then we’ll do a flight to Puerto Banus returning for dinner.
If interested please pm us.

 

[rulefan]

Sorry, forgot to say -

Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, otherwise we can't go...

 

[CliveW]

Sorry, forgot to say -

Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, otherwise we can't go...

Damn! I've got the helicopter but no yacht.

 

[Mudball]

Damn! I've got the helicopter but no yacht.

I could loan you my big yellow duckie... she floats well..

 

[Mudball]

Anyone knows how long it takes to fix a hearing aid?

Sent mine couple of weeks and not heard anything since..

 

[GreiginFife]

Mate of mine got a job painting social distancing marks on pavements.
Say what you will about Martin, but you know where you stand with him...

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

If Carlsberg did pranks.