Laughter - the best medicine

[Dando]

 

[ColchesterFC]

 

[YandaB]

Sitting in A&E... I don’t really want to go into details ...

But the “Dyson Ball Cleaner” is a very misleading product.

 

[Smiffy]

 

[Mudball]

 

[drdel]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1312455665953071105

Colour too uniform !!!

 

[ColchesterFC]

(Taken from @jamesinsurrey on Twitter)

 

[Dando]

my daughter passed her driving test yesterday so as a "well done" I said I'd get her something cheap to run about in.

apparently a pair of trainers from Lidl wasn't what she was expecting

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

I thought I'd go to work today without wearing my mask.





Worst scuba diving lesson I've ever given.

 

[Slime]

 

[Smiffy]

"As one door closes, another one opens" was my Fathers most often used phrase.

He was a lovely man, but a terrible cabinet maker.

 

[Slime]

 

[bobmac]

Boss... You've been late 4 times this week, do you know what that means?
Me... Today's Thursday ?

 

[Slime]

If anyone wants any old copies of osteopath weekly, I have several back issues.

 

[Dando]

Today I learnt that 10 piranhas can strip the flesh off a fully grown man in 15 mins.
I also got fired from my job at the local swimming pool

 

[Dando]

Mrs D accused me of being a cross dresser.
I was so angry I packed up her clothes and left

 

[Slime]

 

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[Slime]