Laughter - the best medicine

[Doon frae Troon]

Folk on twitter trying to 'blacken' Blackford.

He must have used a ferry to get home.

He drove all the way from Skye to Portree during lockdown.

 

[Dando]

 

[Mudball]

Probably one of the funniest thing at the moment ... If DomCom ever goes to a Footy match..

https://twitter.com/x/status/1265314862491631617

 

[Slime]

Paddy has just got his second question right on Who Wants to be a Millionaire and is now on £200.
The third question;
Who was the Great Train Robber?
A) Ronnie Barker
B) Ronnie Biggs
C) Ronnie Wood
D) Ronnie Parker

Paddy says "Well Jeremy, I've had a lovely time, I'm going to take the £200".
Clarkson says "WHAT? You have all your bloody lifelines left, are you bloody stupid"?


Paddy replies "I might be stupid, but I'm not a grass"!

 

[Slime]

 

[Norrin Radd]

I cant

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I cant see my telly from the corner

 

[Dando]

I cant

I cant see my telly from the corner

I’ve been in the corner for 3 days!

 

[PhilTheFragger]

I’ve been in the corner for 3 days!

Have you lost your religion yet? ?

 

[Rooter]

Have you lost your religion yet? ?

I think the spotlight is certainly on him.

 

[Robster59]

Brewdog Barnard Castle Eye Test

 

[Billysboots]

 

[Slime]

A touching photo of mole grips feeding it’s new babies !

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Scots governments news that groups of 8 people can meet in public is great news for Richard Whatsisname and Jackson Carlaw as they announce the go ahead for the Scots Labour and Tory conferences 2020.

 

[SocketRocket]

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife.
They said "is this your wife sir?". Shocked I answered " yes".
They said "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus".
I said "I know, but she has a lovely personality and she's good with the dog".

 

[Leftie]

After 7 years of medical training and hard work, my friend has been struck off for a minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession that he loves. What a waste of time, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.

 

[Slime]

 

[NearHull]

The seven dwarfs are planning to meet under the “no more than six people limit”. ..one of them is not going to be happy.