Laughter - the best medicine

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So so true
Professor Chris Whitty is a Fellow of the Royal College of Physicians.
He is a Fellow of the Faculty of Public Health.
He is a Fellow of the Academy of Medical Sciences.
He is Chief Scientific Advisor at the Department of Health and Social Care.
He is head of the National Institute for Health Research.
He is a practicing NHS Consultant at University College London Hospitals.
He is a practicing NHS Consultant at the Hospital for Tropical Diseases.
He is a Professor of Physic at Gresham College. He is also Chief Medical Officer for England and the Chief Medical Advisor to the Government.

Sir Patric Vallance is a Bachelor of Science, a Bachelor of Medicine, and a Bachelor of Surgery.
He has spent decades in medical research, as well as teaching at several Medical Schools.
He has been Registrar of the Academy of Medical Sciences. He is a Fellow of the Royal College of Physicians.
He is a Fellow of the Royal Society.
He is a Fellow of the Academy of Medical Sciences.
He is also Chief Scientific Officer to the Government.

How appalling that these under qualified chancers have been giving lockdown release advice to the Government, without consulting “experts” such as Keir Starmer, Nicola Sturgeon, Piers Morgan or Laura Kuenssberg (who, incidentally, earns more than double what Chris Whitty earns)!

 

[chrisd]

So so true
Professor Chris Whitty is a Fellow of the Royal College of Physicians.
He is a Fellow of the Faculty of Public Health.
He is a Fellow of the Academy of Medical Sciences.
He is Chief Scientific Advisor at the Department of Health and Social Care.
He is head of the National Institute for Health Research.
He is a practicing NHS Consultant at University College London Hospitals.
He is a practicing NHS Consultant at the Hospital for Tropical Diseases.
He is a Professor of Physic at Gresham College. He is also Chief Medical Officer for England and the Chief Medical Advisor to the Government.

Sir Patric Vallance is a Bachelor of Science, a Bachelor of Medicine, and a Bachelor of Surgery.
He has spent decades in medical research, as well as teaching at several Medical Schools.
He has been Registrar of the Academy of Medical Sciences. He is a Fellow of the Royal College of Physicians.
He is a Fellow of the Royal Society.
He is a Fellow of the Academy of Medical Sciences.
He is also Chief Scientific Officer to the Government.

How appalling that these under qualified chancers have been giving lockdown release advice to the Government, without consulting “experts” such as Keir Starmer, Nicola Sturgeon, Piers Morgan or Laura Kuenssberg (who, incidentally, earns more than double what Chris Whitty earns)!

It's really funny that there are quite a few members of the forum who know a whole lot more than them - apparently!
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[ColchesterFC]

This lorry driver appears to have forgotten which company he works for.....

 

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A man has been arrested for stealing helium balloons.


Police held him for a while, then had to let him go.

 

[Swinglowandslow]

Just like to say, thanks for all these laughs. It really helps.

 

[Italian outcast]

I've solved the competition scorecard dilemma

 

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Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch

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A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m.
As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said,








"You liar! You've been playing golf!"

 

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Cat's revenge!

 

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[BrianM]

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Ha ha, this is me ???

 

[teetime75]

Two kids at nursery school,

Little boy drops his shorts."i`ve got one of these".

Little girl drops her pants "well i`ve got one of these,and my mummy said
when you`ve got one of these you can have as many of those as you want".

 

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