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Laughter - the best medicine
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rosecott
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Now I think of it when sober, it might have been on our golf WhatsApp group. If so, I'm sorry.
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Mudball
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enuf said...
BubbaP
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THE TEN BEST CADDY RESPONSES
Number :10
Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
Number : 9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.”
Number : 8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: "Yes . . . You miss the ball much closer now.”
Number : 7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddy: "Eventually.”
Number : 6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy: "I don't think so . . .That would be too much of a coincidence.”
Number : 5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction.”
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass.”
Number : 4
Golfer: "How do you like my game?”
Caddy: "It's very good - personally, I prefer golf.”
Number : 3
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day.”
Number : 2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on.”
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.”
And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old.”
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.”
Number :10
Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
Number : 9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.”
Number : 8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: "Yes . . . You miss the ball much closer now.”
Number : 7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddy: "Eventually.”
Number : 6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy: "I don't think so . . .That would be too much of a coincidence.”
Number : 5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction.”
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass.”
Number : 4
Golfer: "How do you like my game?”
Caddy: "It's very good - personally, I prefer golf.”
Number : 3
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day.”
Number : 2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on.”
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.”
And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old.”
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.”
sunshine
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So Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are to remain at home.
Sounds like the World Cup to me.
Sounds like the World Cup to me.
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Dellboy
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Apparently, you can now visit friends... But you must stay in the car.
I think the wife misunderstood what Boris was saying
I think the wife misunderstood what Boris was saying
Pathetic Shark
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After Nicola Sturgeon says people in Scotland can only be out of their homes ‘for essential reasons’, police arrest the Proclaimers on an inexplicable 500-mile hike
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funkycoldmedina
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BubbaP
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When the golf course is open and you have a tee time ?
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Doon frae Troon
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I wonder if they will be serving whale meat again at the buffet
spongebob59
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She's got the voices spot on
