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Laughter - the best medicine
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And a true one for a change.
My Mrs bought one of those finger oxygen gadgets, does temperature as well so useful wee thing.
After fiddling around with the batteries she finally got it to work.
I came running from the kitchen after a very loud OMG it's only 86.
I looked at it and turned it the right way around to 98.
My Mrs bought one of those finger oxygen gadgets, does temperature as well so useful wee thing.
After fiddling around with the batteries she finally got it to work.
I came running from the kitchen after a very loud OMG it's only 86.
I looked at it and turned it the right way around to 98.
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A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE
black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman
staring at him.He looks down and says:
"7 ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner
Brown"
The little Irishman faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him......The big guy
says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you just say to
me?"
The big dude says, "Well, I saw your curious look and I figured
I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks
me................ I'm 7 ft tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch
penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each....and my name is Turner Brown"
The Irishman says:
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"Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus.........I thought you said,"Turn around!"
black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman
staring at him.He looks down and says:
"7 ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner
Brown"
The little Irishman faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him......The big guy
says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you just say to
me?"
The big dude says, "Well, I saw your curious look and I figured
I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks
me................ I'm 7 ft tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch
penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each....and my name is Turner Brown"
The Irishman says:
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"Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus.........I thought you said,"Turn around!"
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Two old gals met in Heaven
WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
SYLVIA: I froze to death.
WANDA: How horrible!
SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to
get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was
cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
SYLVIA: So, what happened?
WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started
running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,
and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked
under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I
became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both still be alive!
WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
SYLVIA: I froze to death.
WANDA: How horrible!
SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to
get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was
cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
SYLVIA: So, what happened?
WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started
running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,
and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked
under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I
became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both still be alive!
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And that makes it funnier?
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In a similar vein,
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My G/F spotted a game doing the rounds on Faceache where the first thing you say after sex is the last text you sent. Her father is currently ill and she texted her sister to inform her she has picked up his medicine.
Her last text was " I've got the morphine"
Not quite sure how to take that
Her last text was " I've got the morphine"
Not quite sure how to take that
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I know it's an oldie, but it still makes me laugh.
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Simply the best ever you tube video!
