Just for Grumpies

[bobmac]

I think we've done this before (room 101) but it's always worth another spin.

<u> Meldrew's madness </u>

People who drive with their fog lights on WHEN ITS NOT FOGGY

 

[viscount17]

People who don't put their lights on, or only have one.

People with stupidly glaring headlights or tail lights.

 

[Imurg]

People who forget to buy the indicator option when they buy their car.

 

[Golfmmad]

Stupid people that can't be bothered to clear snow off their car windows. I even saw somebody had just wound the passenger window down a bit to see out of cos they couldn't be a***d to clear. Madness!

Golfmmad.

 

[DCB]

People who don't put the correct replacement bulb in so there's one rear side light and one fog light bulb alight with the side lights on....


The men who supposedly fill potholes......

 

[colint]

Women (and I include my wife in this) who wait until the checkout girl (or boy) has told them how much the shopping will cost before deciding they better get some sort of payment ready. "£42 ? you want £42 ? In that case I'll need some money, which is in my purse, which is burried under a pile of useless crap at the bottom of my handbag. Talk amongst yourselves, I could be a while"

It shouldn't be a suprise, they're not going to give it to you free of charge, get your flamin purse out while your standing on the queue !!!!

 

[Iaing]

People who hover on your shoulder when you're entering your pin number at the supermarket or atm.
Then look at you as if you've grown horns when you ask them to move back a bit.

 

[Leftie]

People who think it's OK to park illegally as they have their hazard warning lights on.

 

[centuryg5]

Using mobile phones,whilst driving,
Cutting corners at Junctions,whilst you are trying to turn right, Amber Gamblers, I could be here all night... and to finish, golfers who take ages to decide to hit a 8 iron,put it back,take a 7,and still leave it short

 

[RGDave]

People who forget to buy the indicator option when they buy their car.

Yes, it's such a shame so many modern cars come without indicators as standard.

On the subject of cars.....

People who park in disabled spaces to save 25 steps.
People who "create" their own space on the nice block paving showing/marking the end of the parking bay. (Sainsburys?)
Drivers who are destined for the 3rd or 4th exit on a roundabout and choose to take on the "world's most scary roundabout" from the left lane.
Honda Jazz (a great car as long as it's behind you)...
Toyota Prius (drivers of said vehicle who go through villages in stealth mode at 42.7 mph (in a 30) and then drive on the NSL after the village at 39.67 mph.
Ford Fiesta Zetec S drivers......no, you're not going to be able to take me at the lights with 105 bhp....
BMW 316.....what's that about????
Any old Nissan diesel with the 2.7 Sdi......how can anyone bear to drive a car that takes nearly 30 seconds to get to 60 mph. Nissan "Figaro"....say no more. It's not the car per se, but the money they go for.....

 

[HomerJSimpson]

People who think its ok to dump a supermarket trolley in any old parking spot even though the collection point is two bays down

 

[clubchamp07]

Women (and I include my wife in this) who wait until the checkout girl (or boy) has told them how much the shopping will cost before deciding they better get some sort of payment ready. "£42 ? you want £42 ? In that case I'll need some money, which is in my purse, which is burried under a pile of useless crap at the bottom of my handbag. Talk amongst yourselves, I could be a while"

It shouldn't be a suprise, they're not going to give it to you free of charge, get your flamin purse out while your standing on the queue !!!!

Well said that man, I effing hate that

 

[grumpyjock]

what about those who forget where the off switch is for their FOG lights.

 

[kid2]

Automatic doors in supermarkets that wont open fast enough for you when your running at speed from a down pour

Having to pay take a pee in a supermarket that charges you for there carpark and being outside that said door bursting with only 5cent in change when the door lock takes 10cent

Waiting to tee off when the group in front of you is on the fairway 300 yards from the green and waiting for the green to clear with an iron in there hand in the off chance of the 1,000,000,000/1 odds they reach it with the 3mph breeze behind them.

Women who sit practically ontop of the steering wheel in which case in the event of a serious accident will be wearing said object as an extra piercing

Ignorant people
Impatient people

 

[RGDave]

what about those who forget where the off switch is for their FOG lights.

Fog lights.....such an issue.

If it's not foggy....turn them off.
If it's foggy enough to need such a ridiculously bright light, surely it's not even safe to drive!

I got pulled by the Police coming over a bridge one night in Surrey. They were "in the mood" and used my fog light as an excuse to grill me. They were determined to make their point about having a fog light on even though it was not foggy. (which I accept is wrong). I asked them "have you been sitting in this lay by all night?", they asked why, so I suggested they walked with me over the bridge and take a butchers at the marsh between the pub and the bridge.

We walked the 100 yards from the lay by to the bridge and had a look. Guess what......fog bloomin' city, so thick you'd have been hard pushed to see a lighthouse, let alone a car.

They sent me on my way. Since then, my finger is on the off switch within seconds of leaving the fog.

 

[Imurg]

what about those who forget where the off switch is for their FOG lights.

Fog lights.....such an issue.

If it's not foggy....turn them off.
If it's foggy enough to need such a ridiculously bright light, surely it's not even safe to drive!

To be honest there's almost no need for fogs. Visibility should be below 100 metres before you put them on and if its that bad you really should be thinking twice about going out at all - 300 feet isn't very far......

 

[RGDave]

300 feet isn't very far......

About as far from the lay-by to the where the fog was!!

 

[SS2]

Young males who think that putting a stupidly large and noisy exhaust on a 1.2 litre Vauxhall Nova will:

(a) Make their car go faster
(b) Make their penis bigger
(c) Make them attractive to girls.

What we need is a leader like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMHDBL7CNA4

 

[Smiffy]

Prats on pushbikes who are coming towards you as you are sitting at a side road waiting to pull out. You wait patiently for them to go past but they then turn left down the road you are waiting to pull out from without indicating in any way. I feel like turning my bloody car round and running the bastids over.

Or people who insist on sitting in the middle lane of the motorway when the inside lane is completely clear. You can't overtake 'cos cars are streaming down the outside lane and won't let you out, and despite you flashing the prat in front, he won't move over to the left. And when you eventually get past them they are driving with their faces pressed so close to the bloody windscreen trying to see where they are going you could put the sunvisor down behind their heads!!
MOVE OVER YOU USELESS BLOODY TOSSERS!!!!!!

 

[SS2]

Or people who insist on sitting in the middle lane of the motorway when the inside lane is completely clear.

I agree that death is a suitable punishment for such offenders.