Just for Grumpies

[drawboy]

People who drive very expensive cars eg 4x4's, people carriers, merc's etc on disability badges who clearly would never ever be able to afford a banger if paying with their own money. The fat grey greasy haired fag smoking whingers who carry a walking stick around under their arms in case someone from the social sees them. AAAAAAArgh! they make my blood boil the spongers.

 

[viscount17]

dawdling drivers who decide to make it a race just as you pull out to overtake,

I hate speed cameras but if we have them why are they never working when I'm overtaken in a 50 zone by lorries doing over 60, and white vans doing 70+ - every b****y morning!

 

[AndrewG]

Van drivers parked in a row of other parked vehicles at the side of the road with the hazards on... It looks like you're indicating to pull out you plebs, all I can see is the one indicator...

Why the hazards anyway - you're parked, and I, like pretty much all drivers, have eyes, so I can already see you, or is it that you think that hazards make you invisible to traffic wardens?

Oh, and the fact that BMW and Merc drivers have a special edition of the highway code, you know, the one where all the pages are blank.

(NB. I know these are sweeping generalisations, but must rants are)

 

[USER1999]

People who park a 3.5 tonne long wheel base high line transporter van outside my house, when they live 5 doors down, and don't want it outside their own house.

 

[Macster]

Oh God dont get me started........

One that springs to mind is.... why do the old t@ssers at my club who have been members for years and years think they have a god given right to NOT repair pitch marks, and NOT let anyone following them through, who are clearly playing faster,......

and most annoyingly.
......Why so same said ageing t@ssers treat the Juniors at out Club like plebs, when most of them are playing off Handicaps that most of the o'l gippers have never been near in their life ??!

 

[Robobum]

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Waiting to tee off when the group in front of you is on the fairway 300 yards from the green and waiting for the green to clear with an iron in there hand in the off chance of the 1,000,000,000/1 odds they reach it with the 3mph breeze behind them.
........

Impatient people

Are you not seeing just the slightest hint of irony in this post??

 

[pokerjoke]

Golfers on disability scooters with no hedgehogs,then get off to take a shot,showing no sign of disibility,maybe im being harsh.
People that try and cross the road in between cars when the crossing is yards away.
Its been said before but fat women with short t-shirts and it all hanging over there shorts,and bulges of sellulite on there legs,and they think its attractive.
people who are late [no need]
Dog owners that let their dogs [****] and dont pick up.
people who dont declare all their earnings and dont pay tax like law abiding citizens.
English sports players[like lewis hamilton]who claim to be English but live abroad dodging tax then claim to be english when it comes to awards.

 

[jammydodger]

Cat owners who let their cats poop in everyone elses gardens apart from their own. It is the single most horrible smell in the world and makes me want to gag big time.

People who leave their trolleys in the middle of the aisles while they wander off

women who try to reverse into spaces when they so obviously cant. (women know your limits)

Men who grow stupid ponytails but are bald on top , dont do it FFS

 

[USER1999]

I have tried telling my cat not to go in next doors garden, but he just won't listen. I think he might be deaf.

 

[grumpyjock]

We must have a hive brain like the Borg, every time I think of something to complain about it apperars on the blog.
Ponytalis the only thing that grows under one of them is a Donkeys a**eh**e.
cats we have lost 3 so far this year the fox must be very hungry.
Want the law changed to allow undertaking, I do it often when arriving at traffic lights. the law states that you can as long as you do not then pull out into the offsidelane.

 

[Whereditgo]

Prats on pushbikes who are coming towards you as you are sitting at a side road waiting to pull out. You wait patiently for them to go past but they then turn left down the road you are waiting to pull out from without indicating in any way. I feel like turning my bloody car round and running the bastids over.

Even more annoying for said cyclist when the said car pulls out because the cyclist isn't indicating!

Or people who insist on sitting in the middle lane of the motorway when the inside lane is completely clear. You can't overtake 'cos cars are streaming down the outside lane and won't let you out, and despite you flashing the prat in front, he won't move over to the left. And when you eventually get past them they are driving with their faces pressed so close to the bloody windscreen trying to see where they are going you could put the sunvisor down behind their heads!!
MOVE OVER YOU USELESS BLOODY TOSSERS!!!!!!

How to turn a 3 lane motorway into a dual carriageway! Usually perpetuated by self-righteous twits who think they can decide how fast it is safe for everyone else to travel at!

How about the impatient drivers who sail down the outside lane which is shown as either 'right turn only' or 'lane closed' and expect to be able to barge in at the last minute? Doubt they would be so impressed if I did the same with a trolley at the supermarket check-out, while everyone is waiting for that woman to find her purse hey?

 

[Smiffy]

People who play off 17 and score 41 points taking not only the Stableford pot but also the matchplay money.
Welsh knobs

 

[bobmac]

How Tony Laughed ?

 

[USER1999]

People who play of 12, and can't get near it, even on a course they have prior knowledge of?

 

[Smiffy]

People who play of 12, and can't get near it, even on a course they have prior knowledge of?

Harsh but true
But I'll have you next time

 

[Imurg]

One that makes me laugh is the sticker on the back of the British Gas van next door - "this vehicle is limited to 70mph"



You think????????

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Council vehicles with "hows my driving" Like anyone on the phone number it give is going to give a damn

 

[Coyote]

People who forget to buy the indicator option when they buy their car.

People who moan about others not using indicators! Honestly, I have been driving around bucks for 30 yrs, if people don't know where i'm going by now then they are just plain stupid!

 

[bobmac]

If you want to talk about stickers here's my favourite...

"Mum to be on board"


drivers who travel in convey on an A road and dont leave enough room for the quicker driver to overtake one at a time.

Supermarket trolleys. Enough said.

 

[vig]

Drivers who edge out into the middle of the road trying to force you to let them out.
If I want to let you out I will, don't wind me up by trying to intimidate me as a smack on the nose might offend.

Also don't screech the wheels pulling out and then drive like a dick at 15mph as a smack on the nose might offend.

Don't drive so close up behind me that I can't see your number plate. If I brake, you WON'T stop in time. Happened once before and he didn't. I proceeded to extract him from his vehicle via a half opened window.