USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
By a kid on a mountain bike. Jeez it hurts. My shins are turning an interesting shade of blue. And they say jogging is good for you.
I've been run over
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HomerJSimpson
Hall of Famer
Shame the guy didn't fall off too. I'd have inserted his pedals somewhere his feet couldn't reach. Hope you aren't too injured and that you feel better soon. See thats why I don't jog.
Bigfoot
Tour Rookie
That is why I cycle in my house. Much safer and I can watch whatever sport I like.
Best time of year to be injured though.
Hope you are fit and well soon.
Best time of year to be injured though.
Hope you are fit and well soon.
kid2
Money List Winner
Was he under or over the limit Murph 
And above all did you have him breathalised
And above all did you have him breathalised
RGDave
Money List Winner
Crikey...I was thinking of getting my crystal ball out when I read the title....
First, you get burgled, then you get mown down by a Chelsea Tractor....
Phew....
I got hit all the time on the BMX scene as a teenager....so I guess a mountain bike is worse
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
Happily running along, in the dark, and then not. I stepped off the path to get out of the way of an idiot with no lights, and then he swerved off too for no reason at all. Not like he had seen me.
Any way, just a bit bruised, and pissed off. I am sure I will be fine enough by Sunday to take Smiffys money. Even if I have to play off my knees.
Any way, just a bit bruised, and pissed off. I am sure I will be fine enough by Sunday to take Smiffys money. Even if I have to play off my knees.
RGDave
Money List Winner
I like the humour.....said with the straightest of faces.
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
I would have had to catch him first, and he was on a bike, and me with knee knack.
Put it down to experience. It was kind of funny. In so many ways.
Put it down to experience. It was kind of funny. In so many ways.
Screwback
Tour Rookie
Murph,
how about a
No win no fee claim???
how about a
No win no fee claim???
Leftie
Tour Winner
You have a dark sense of humour, Murph
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
You obviously took a knock to the head as well Chris.
I'd go and get that checked out mate
HTL
Tour Winner
You obviously took a knock to the head as well Chris.
I'd go and get that checked out mate
I’m feeling left out and neglected. What’s happening Sunday? Where you guys playing?
Smiffy do I need to give you any money soon for the Scottish trip?
Murph, that’s some bad luck your having recently, never know you might be getting rid of it all now before the season starts. You are more than capable of single fingers this year! And it would be nice to have some more shots off you!
toonarmy
Q-School Graduate
Come back to me when you've been run over by a car whilst traversing a pedestrian crossing.
And the Scotch are meant to be hard...pffffff
And the Scotch are meant to be hard...pffffff
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
Scotch? Flippin scotch? I'm from Watford mate. Bred tough, like Elton John and Ginger spice.
vig
Tour Winner
Should have had some of those trainers on with flashing lights Murgh. He would have seen you then or at least known which way you were turning
toonarmy
Q-School Graduate
Full apologies Murph! I had it in my head for some reason that you were a thistle muncher.
I shall revise it to now read as 'soft Southern shi...'
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
That's more like it.
Anyway, Watford is the start of the north.
Anyway, Watford is the start of the north.
AuburnWarrior
Tour Winner
It's the start of something - not too sure what..
doc17
Assistant Pro
Most people from Watford have been through either Elton John or Ginger Spice, which one have you Murph?
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
If I could make any money out of it, either, I'm not proud (or fussy).
