I just didnt get it ......

Haha,she's skinny compared to some of the mingers up here :D
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Steve,

You've been at a night out in Dunfermline !
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And Dundee, The Bowhill Club, Glenrothes and the minger palace Montrose its full of inbreds :)
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Bowhill Club now there's a place for a night out. That's the place where there is bingo in between rounds and the plastic tumblers are certainly a worthwhile investment. As for the women !
 
I know ill get slated here sorry Homer...
1.The Simpsons....Iv never found it funny
2.Tetra paks...Nobody can open them properly
3.People telling you that you'll catch your death of cold if you go out in the rain after a shower...
4.Why do they call Orange Jam Marmalade.....
5.Green Golf Balls....
6.4.5" Tees
7.And most of all those crap TV shows like Big Brother.
 
I agree with most of the post but must add:

Jonathan Ross,
Jimmy Carr,
Tess Daly,
Dawn French,
Bottom,
Hazy Fantazy
U2,
Nicholas Cage,
Titanic,
Men in Poneytails,
Fat guys who think not tucking there shirt in fools anyone,
Kids who cannot tuck in the pants
Old women with visible thongs - IDNLI
 
Just a few from me

Northern Soul
Comb overs
Sushi
Reeve's and Mortimer
Shooting Stars
Sex and the City
Will and Grace
Sarah Jess Parker
 
I agree with most of the post but must add:

Jonathan Ross,
Jimmy Carr,
Tess Daly,
Dawn French,
Bottom,
Hazy Fantazy
U2,
Nicholas Cage,
Titanic,
Men in Poneytails,
Fat guys who think not tucking there shirt in fools anyone,
Kids who cannot tuck in the pants
Old women with visible thongs - IDNLI
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socks with sandals
anyone wearing stretch pants over the age or size of 12
 
Soaps.

Decaffinated coffee..isn't coffee supposed to keep you awake.

Rugby....proffesional game where the ref tells you not to commit an offence...and i'm Welsh.

The Simpsons.

People in 40 grand+ cars who don't use hands free phones, can't they afford the ear piece?

Women.

Celebrity this and that.

Big brother etc.

Skimmed milk...it's white water.

The Welsh Assembly.....jobs for the boys.

Scruffy teenagers who don't know what a belt is.

Cereal bars.

Dole bums getting more handouts than I earn a year.

Bingo.

Earings and studs in the face.

Road tax.

Smokers breaks in my factory.....non-smokers = 20mins per 8 hour. Smokers = at least 10 mins every hour and they still have a lunch break, skiving gets.

 
Neck tattoos (am not sure of its been mentioned)

political correctness

Health and safety (my mate is a fireman but aint allowed to stand on a stool to change a bulb in the station)

Schools that give wee bams one to one tuition but other 28 well behaved kids share ONE.
 
This one came to me this morning after driving for the best part of 10 miles behind a gobshite with there fog light on.. :mad: :mad: :mad:...foglights........
Only use them in the countryside and thgem when someone is behind you turn them off....
 
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