I just didnt get it ......

[colint]

How exactly am I working and not getting paid for it, if I'm doing it during work hours ? You're failing to see the genius of my plan.

Now iPhones, there another thinh altogther, just don't get me started on them !!

 

[AuburnWarrior]

How exactly am I working and not getting paid for it, if I'm doing it during work hours ? You're failing to see the genius of my plan.

Now iPhones, there another thinh altogther, just don't get me started on them !!

You naughty boy!! You should be at your desk..

Yep - agreed - don't get iPhones either.

 

[viscount17]

Why do people clap when their holiday flight touches down safely ?

Landing seems a rather important part of any pilots job, if he can't do that.......

that one's easy - they've been holding onto the arms of the seat so hard their hands are seized. only way they can get the belt open.

 

[DCB]

"Women who wear next to nothing to be noticed and when you look at them they give you the "DONT LOOK AT ME" look.
Whats all that about????? "


"You do look a bit of a pervy though Andy boy"



Aye, but only when he drools

 

[mancity101]

My biggest one though is white people who try to speak with Asian/Jamacian accents and end statements (they cant make sentences) with "Innit!" grrrr

 

[Sponge1980]

More..

Burger King
Macdonalds
Starbucks

You should move up here Bob, there are none of those things.

 

[Imurg]

I don't get people who try to park their tank in a space that is too small for a mini and take 6 or 7 attempts before they realise.....Muppets.

 

[HRC99]

Nandos. Over priced KFC.

Utter sacrilege.

I just don't get Katie Price. Awful looking hag who I just couldn't be less interested in.

 

[HRC99]

Why do people clap when their holiday flight touches down safely ?]

Inbreeding.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Katie Price
Anything with "celebrity" in the title
Any show where viewers have to vote (money making vehicles - even sports personality of the year)
Ricky Gervais - poor in the Office and never once made me laugh with his stand up - another bloody tour sold out in minutes. Why?
Anyone over 50 driving a SUV, range rover or any car way too big for them to handle especially when parking

 

[Sponge1980]

More..

Burger King
Macdonalds
Starbucks

You should move up here Bob, there are none of those things.

I know. I spent a week at Sullom Voe about 30 years ago.
Who pinched all your trees?

Thats further North than me, I am in Orkney. Theres no trees here either though.

 

[bobmac]

More..

Burger King
Macdonalds
Starbucks

You should move up here Bob, there are none of those things.

I know. I spent a week at Sullom Voe about 30 years ago.
Who pinched all your trees?

 

[Sponge1980]

They just tend to cock a leg and see where the wind takes it.

 

[matt01]

women in a good mood!!

 

[bobmac]

More..

Burger King
Macdonalds
Starbucks

You should move up here Bob, there are none of those things.

I know. I spent a week at Sullom Voe about 30 years ago.
Who pinched all your trees?

Thats further North than me, I am in Orkney. Theres no trees here either though.

Where do your dogs pee?

 

[bobmac]

They just tend to cock a leg and see where the wind takes it.

That explains the funny smell in Inverness

 

[GB72]

Pineapple on Pizza, how bored was someone to think that was a good idea. In fact any fruit in a main course, WHY...

Music Downloads, no cheaper to download than buy the CD and at least you get something to show for it.

High Street Jewelers that sell Rolex watches. If I am spending several grand on a watch (which I cannot afford to do anyway) I would plan on going somewhere better than an upmarket version of Ratners.

Cars with indicator lights on the wing mirrors. If there is anything likely to cause a crash it is a little orange light flashing in your peripheral vision.

As with many others, never found little Britain funny.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Another who never got Little Britain. Shameless is another that past me by

 

[brendy]

Off the top of my head.....
Management speak, pushing the envelope and thinking outside the box, Gahh, why?
Blackberrys, reinventing the turd.
politicians, they really are a special breed.
New Year and all of its fireworks.
28 handicappers who can almost hit themselves with their ball from any lie but still insist in playing with all new gear (ATG&NI)
Reality TV, whats real about it?
Mayors? I dont get it.
TV licensing, I dont get it.
PCWorld, has noone heard of shopping around?
Soap Operas, where is the soap and why is there no singing?
McDonalds selling fruit, what is the point, there is tescos (other stores are available)etc and proper fruit shops if you want something healthy.
National Insurance I dont get it.
Netbooks, does an extra 2 inches really matter?
Kamikaze pilots, why do they wear helmets?
Religion
Quorn Bacon (seriously smell it and you will wonder why too)
Cats, seriously what is their role in life.
Slaters (insects)& spiders apart from freak the kids out, what do they do?
Dog the Bounty Hunter.. it makes me laugh how crap it is.
Lesbians that look like men.
Pinnacle Golf bricks err balls (I played with one for 18 holes last week and still dont get them)
Round rubber golf tees (the ones that come in 3 or 4 sizes and tie together) I dont get it.
Eastenders etc, if they watch telly, do they see themselves?
Pernod, tried it one night, a lot. Still dont get it.
All the hooha round Tiger Woods, I bet John Daly would love the exposure!
Women that display the goods then tut when you are caught having a duke.
Thats all for now, Ill have a think and will maybe post later.

 

[stevek1969]

Big fat munters that wear mini skirts and boob tubes and the fat hangs over the top and you can see there corn beef legs, and they think there Kate Moss