I have 6 weeks

Not convinced by this new phenomena of serenading the new wife.All seems a bit gay too me.

It’s not *really* a serenade. I’ll just be performing a song to the crowd really. I’m not going to make her sit centre stage and *actually* serenade her. That would just be weird.
 
It’s not *really* a serenade. I’ll just be performing a song to the crowd really. I’m not going to make her sit centre stage and *actually* serenade her. That would just be weird.

Well I withdraw my veiled accusation,then.I saw that knob ( can I say knob?) from that boyband serenading his missus at their wedding and I wanted to punch his squint face several times...it just gives us 'normal' blokes a hard time for not being the same ( and therefore gay)

apologies again for defaming your manliness
 
Well I withdraw my veiled accusation,then.I saw that knob ( can I say knob?) from that boyband serenading his missus at their wedding and I wanted to punch his squint face several times...it just gives us 'normal' blokes a hard time for not being the same ( and therefore gay)

apologies again for defaming your manliness

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I know what you mean - I would punch myself in the face if I made my wife sit on a chair in the middle of a dancefloor whilst I gaze into her eyes singing to her. I'd probably throw up as well.

What I'd be doing would be more akin to me performing at an acoustic open mic night with me and my guitar.
 
Tape the guitar and sing with it or is that cheating :D
Good luck.

Might be cheating a little bit! :D

Heh, if lip syncing to a backing tape is good enough for Cheryl Cole and Lady Gaga, surely you could pull it off.

Well I withdraw my veiled accusation,then.I saw that knob ( can I say knob?) from that boyband serenading his missus at their wedding and I wanted to punch his squint face several times...it just gives us 'normal' blokes a hard time for not being the same ( and therefore gay)

apologies again for defaming your manliness

Coffee out the nose. Note to self, make sure all food substances are swallowed before reading posts in out of bounds section.

Or if you want a short song, you could copy the cover that a local band up here in the north east used to do. The Star Spangled Chest Wigs used to cover the John Denver Classic 'Take me home country roads', they used to dedicate the song to a member of the audience, start the song, then as they sung the 'take me home' part they would stop four words in and before singing the second syllable. It always raised a laugh.
 
Say you are doing You Suffer by Napalm Death. Then just shout very loudly into the microphone for a couple of seconds then get up and go to the bar for a pint. Job done.

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