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Fortunately not!
Good golfers?
- Thread starter Ethan
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Fortunately not!
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
Don't:
Wear plastic golf shoes, plus fours (or twos), have his hat on backwards, wear jeans, have his trousers tucked into his socks, wear black shoes with shorts, (wear shorts?), carry a ball cleaner, have a towel in his waist band, have more than 3 clubs that require head covers, use coloured golf balls, have a score card holder, have a groove sharpener, use any plastic tee, worry about odd numbered golf balls, have matching clubs bag hat glove towel etc (unless paid to do so), have the latest kit, use obscure Japanese forged rubbish, use buggies, mumble on when they have hit it to 3" that it wasn't out the middle, say good shot when it wasn't, and...........
Play with Smiffy.
Wear plastic golf shoes, plus fours (or twos), have his hat on backwards, wear jeans, have his trousers tucked into his socks, wear black shoes with shorts, (wear shorts?), carry a ball cleaner, have a towel in his waist band, have more than 3 clubs that require head covers, use coloured golf balls, have a score card holder, have a groove sharpener, use any plastic tee, worry about odd numbered golf balls, have matching clubs bag hat glove towel etc (unless paid to do so), have the latest kit, use obscure Japanese forged rubbish, use buggies, mumble on when they have hit it to 3" that it wasn't out the middle, say good shot when it wasn't, and...........
Play with Smiffy.
drawboy
Tour Winner
I use plastic castle tees and own a special bunker wedge, that means I'll never be a good golfer. Oh well life's a bitch. Now where did I leave my Bronty chipper?
Evesdad
Tour Winner
I've a chipper as posted but I don't use pink castle tees, phew!
Tommo21
Tour Winner
I know and play with a few top class ping golfers.
I use gay tees.
Back using my titlist AP2s with head covers, soft as $hit they are.
I use gay tees.
Back using my titlist AP2s with head covers, soft as $hit they are.
richart
Major Champion
Looks like on paper i meet all the qualifications to be a good golfer. Can anyone see the problem ??
clubchamp07
Journeyman Pro
Good golfers
dont
leave pitch marks on the greens, they repair them,
hold up play
stand on others line of puts
leave bags/trollies on worng side of greens.
wait till some h/c posses for the cameras after they duff it 20 yrds.
look for a lost cause, because they know if they have hit it into the sh123 it's lost.
spend 6 minutes looking for a newer ball than the one they hit.
Turn up in red trousers with a wolly jumper.
play will yellow balls. Tim Clarke has stopped using them.
Talk [****] the whole way round about how they used to play great golf, that was when they were still in bed.
blame the clubs!!!!!!!classic.........
kick the bag
blame the course and everyone in it for them playing like plonkers.
oppps got carried away there.
Running for cover............
Bring ur game tomorrow Brendy!
dont
leave pitch marks on the greens, they repair them,
hold up play
stand on others line of puts
leave bags/trollies on worng side of greens.
wait till some h/c posses for the cameras after they duff it 20 yrds.
look for a lost cause, because they know if they have hit it into the sh123 it's lost.
spend 6 minutes looking for a newer ball than the one they hit.
Turn up in red trousers with a wolly jumper.
play will yellow balls. Tim Clarke has stopped using them.
Talk [****] the whole way round about how they used to play great golf, that was when they were still in bed.
blame the clubs!!!!!!!classic.........
kick the bag
blame the course and everyone in it for them playing like plonkers.
oppps got carried away there.
Running for cover............
Bring ur game tomorrow Brendy!
Oh its coming Ian, all of it ......good and bad.
Hope its not raining up there as it has been here for the past 20 mins though.
clubchamp07
Journeyman Pro
I'm not long home, it wasn't raining then, but it could piss down shortly............
haplesshacker
Money List Winner
Good golfers don't …………………
………write lists moaning about what other golfers are using.
………write lists moaning about what other golfers are using.
rickg
Money List Winner
Absolutely, definitely, never, ever, under any circumstances, put a towel in your belt!!!!!
clubchamp07
Journeyman Pro
I play every Saturday with a guy who hangs a towel from his belt, hangs down like a tail.
No point in talking to him, he dosent care.
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thecraw
Guest
Good golfers and bad golfers, play golf for fun, enjoy it, use whatever clubs and shots that get the ball close. They play and wear what's comfortable to them.
End of.
End of.
haplesshacker
Money List Winner
Craw.
That must be the least controversial post you've ever placed.
That must be the least controversial post you've ever placed.
rickg
Money List Winner
Didn't realise the humble belt towel was such a precision piece of engineering. Here is an 11 page description for a patent with drawings for such an item....unbelievable!!
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/5797142.pdf
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/5797142.pdf
Good golfers wipe their club before hitting the ball. The amount of guys that will take a practice swipe with the putter then stab at the ball with all sorts of muck and sand attached to it is funny. They then blame the greens when the ball ricochet sideways on a 1 footer.
You see it a lot on chip shots. Two or three swishes in the greenside rough. The face is all wet and coated in mud and they complain about a lack of spin and control.
bigslice
Tour Winner
castle tees rock constant height for driver for us non pros
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
Good golfers don't look like ray wilkins?
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thecraw
Guest
Its a good job that I've never claimed to be a good golfer!
