HomerJSimpson
Hall of Famer
No. I always stop after each shot and step off the mat. Stops me simply scooping and hitting. Rather take my time and make each ball count rather than simply bashing them out. Sorry that doesn't fit the narrative for some
Golf Random Irritations
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No. I always stop after each shot and step off the mat. Stops me simply scooping and hitting. Rather take my time and make each ball count rather than simply bashing them out. Sorry that doesn't fit the narrative for some
I’m sure she appreciated you not bashing them out ??
Slime
Tour Winner
Wilson
Head Pro
My wife convinced me to have a "traditional" Turkish massage when we were on holiday there last year, the first part in the Turkish bath was ok, but then the Thai masseuse beat the life out of me for 45 minutes, I tried to tap out but I was in too much pain. My wife thought it was hilarious, I told the sales guy the next day if he asked if I wanted another he'd be going swimming, having said that I felt fantastic for days after!!
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jim8flog
Journeyman Pro
Buggy ban on the course today, I played the 7 holes I can walk wondering why?
Going to the driving range and forgetting your earphones.
I had mr boring and his equally boring mate in the next 2 bays to me
I had mr boring and his equally boring mate in the next 2 bays to me
Pathetic Shark
Tour Rookie
Whoever thought it was a good idea to put the white tees right off the back today for a pair of weekend roll-ups and the course being a mudbath.
And the total nob two groups in front who spends the entire time bitching and complaining about the course, taking his trolley wherever he wanted, over the top of the ropes at times.
And the total nob two groups in front who spends the entire time bitching and complaining about the course, taking his trolley wherever he wanted, over the top of the ropes at times.
Orikoru
Tour Winner
MUD.
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Guest
Golfers who got out to play today moaning about it 
slow Dave, sinking a 30ft putt for eagle to half the match on 18 today..
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
Left the house to drive to the course, and the off side rear was flat. Pumped it up, and there was just enough time to get it fixed before golf. Got to the tyre place, the heavens opened, got soaked, and the golf course closed for the day.
30 minutes later, tyre fixed, sunshine, clear blue skies, the lot.
No golf til Jan, and played once since September.
30 minutes later, tyre fixed, sunshine, clear blue skies, the lot.
No golf til Jan, and played once since September.
chrisd
Major Champion
Sorry, let us know when you're going next and we'll go some other time
HomerJSimpson
Hall of Famer
Knowing I put my woollen hat in the car on the back seat. HID piling her shopping bags into the car, ready to go to the supermarket after dropping me off. Got to the club and no sign of the hat. Words spoken and new hat purchased as the wind was biting. Asked if she found it after the round. No. Got home took the back out and verily it came to pass the hat was inside one of the bags she'd chucked in. Wasted money on a hat I now don't need, HID in a moody and sat through Boris's speech. That and only got 31 points
Will do mate ?
Was hoping to play today as I’ve got the day off but it’s a bit damp out so I guess I’ll go to the range again.
I hope @chrisd doesn't show up.
Hopefully the weather be ok for 28th as I’ve got a tee time booked at silvermere
I hope @chrisd doesn't show up.
Hopefully the weather be ok for 28th as I’ve got a tee time booked at silvermere
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Can't even use the range here.....
chrisd
Major Champion
Wont be able to drive anywhere as the delightful French people have stopped lorries from entering their country. ???
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
Hitting the ball beautifully off the tee with my Callaway Big Bertha Steelhead III driver ('small' head; steel shaft and all...) bought 2003 and rescued from the loft a couple of months ago when my Ping G10 snapped.
Now struggling to justify buying a new driver in the new year with my the Steelhead III performing so fantastically. Playing yesterday and as yet another tee shot soared 250yds straight down the middle getting admiring comments from my playing partner, I had to keep telling myself that I must think of the additional 30yds I'll be getting when I get a new driver...hmmm. Bleedin' irritiating.
Now struggling to justify buying a new driver in the new year with my the Steelhead III performing so fantastically. Playing yesterday and as yet another tee shot soared 250yds straight down the middle getting admiring comments from my playing partner, I had to keep telling myself that I must think of the additional 30yds I'll be getting when I get a new driver...hmmm. Bleedin' irritiating.
HomerJSimpson
Hall of Famer
Course closed and constant rain all day. No ranges open and suffering a degree of withdrawal symptoms
SteveW86
Head Pro
The weather in general. Course extremely wet and doesn’t seem like it’s worth playing.
Got a lesson booked tomorrow, so hopefully can keep progressing at the range.
Got a lesson booked tomorrow, so hopefully can keep progressing at the range.
