For fun - make up your own rule!

[Doh]

If you land in someone else's divot you are deemed to have to have hit the center of the green with your next shot.

 

[AxelBenito]

If you have waited for the group infront to clear the green before you make your approach, you are only allowed to top, slice or hook the ball, and must not hit your intended shot

 

[bobmac]

Anyone who says "good shot" or "unlucky" or "well out" when clearly it wasn't, should also be beaten to death with a rotting haddock

 

[Robobum]

When you have just been walloped by a 20h'cap who has dropped 5 shots in 15 holes and they tell you that they have never played that well before...........get the haddock out again

 

[louise_a]

The green should be like a target, and the distance from the hole determines the number of putts you take. This has the twofold benefit of speeding up play as you dont need to putt out and also saves me doing a threead about my putting after every round.

 

[Liverbirdie]

Any fourball who have lost more than one hole not letting a smaller group through, have to do a Madness (choo-choo type) dance in the clubhouse after play, then have to eat 2 week old Haddock.

 

[Leftie]

In any stipulated round of golf, each player must​ take 1 mulligan, 1 leather wedge, 1 roll and 1 throw. None of these actions counts as an additional shot.

2 shot penalty for each breach of rule (so don't leave them until the last couple of holes).

 

[garyinderry]

if the wind gets up a four ball can choose the option of rasing 100 ft wind breakers around the boundary of the hole they are playing al la bumpers at the bowling alley. these can also be used to reflect drives back onto the fairway!

*please note - you must infrom the office before hand to get the key. deposits needed!

 

[ScienceBoy]

The player carrying the largest, oldest, rotting haddock decides the rules for the round.

 

[pingu]

On our annual trip to portugal ,we allow a free kick and a chuck to be used at the players discretion on the first round only.Really funny if you leave it until near the end when the others have forgot and used theirs up.

 

[bladeplayer]

Definatly this ..

When you have just been walloped by a 20h'cap who has dropped 5 shots in 15 holes and they tell you that they have never played that well before...........get the haddock out again

You should be allowed 1 mulligan per hole ..

If you dont repair you pitch mark you have to cut that green with a scissors ..

Each member should be allowed haddock the guy who wins the captains with a nett 60 after having 18 consecitive .1's back off the shorter easier non medal tees

Haddocking should become a golfing term

 

[Matty]

Any player found during a stipulated round to be carrying a rotting haddock in their back in order to enforce some of the rules suggested above should be made to eat that haddock in the club house after completion of the round.

 

[Monty_Brown]

A snooker cue-style stroke may be used for putts of 10 ft and less.

A snooker cue may be carried over and above the 14 club limit for use on the above strokes.

 

[Paul_Stewart]

Shorts shall be banned from golf courses unless you have the body, physique and looks of Annika Sorenstam.

 

[dave]

id like to have a shot penalty for not repairing divots and pitch marks

 

[Oddsocks]

Any player who refers to a playing partner using an ageist phrase or expression is automatically penalised 2 shots for each transgression or loss of the hole in match play.

Thats sorted you out Scottjd, Oddsocks, Jimboo, Richardc (I think) and Bratty, along with Pieman and Paul wokingham!

what you faffing on about old timer,,...

 

[Shiny]

Another call for haddock.

Not for players but spectators in America. Anyone who shouts mashed potato or get in the hole should have said rotting haddock stuffed in their mouth and then their mouth sellotaped up for the rest of the round.

 

[srixon 1]

Another call for haddock.

Not for players but spectators in America. Anyone who shouts mashed potato or get in the hole should have said rotting haddock stuffed in their mouth and then their mouth sellotaped up for the rest of the round.

That's too kind, they should just be shot and then thrown in the nearest water hazard.

 

[Bigfoot]

That's too kind, they should just be shot and then thrown in the nearest water hazard.

Only if there are crocodiles in the hazard

 

[JustOne]

Another call for haddock.

Not for players but spectators in America. Anyone who shouts mashed potato or get in the hole should have said rotting haddock stuffed in their mouth and then their mouth sellotaped up for the rest of the round.

Not just an American thing.....

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