Doh

I’m all for the game getting away from daft old fashioned rules and traditions but this did raise a smile, I was in my clubs bar with a...

Give or sell at reduced price to friends.

May I ask how many Lady members there are as if they are under represented the club should be doing something to address this.

We no longer have a committee instead we have Directors and a chairman we still have a club captain and President Any member male or...

Try taking magic mushrooms

That’s nothing I’m a free man and I still have to watch them. Could be worse could be a Spurs fan.

You are never going to hit 300 meters with your current swing.

Is that score card open or closed ?

Have a look at Ashton-under-lyne it is a club I would consider if I lived in north Manchester.