Cooden Golf Club teeing off times and groups.

[JustOne]

The fairways won't bother James, he is never on them.

Depends whether or not they're as wide as they are at St.Andrews - a blind boxer could hit those!

 

[Golfmmad]

Thank F for that, with me avoiding the old git.

No you haven't.

Golfmmad.

 

[USER1999]

Well I have decided this will be my come back game after my injury. I won't have swung a bat for 6 weeks, and have no intention of doing so before Friday in case something goes bang. I will have to go in cold as it were.

See you there.

Oh, and play well, you'll need to in the team event.

 

[Golfmmad]

That's the spirit Murph, I'm sure you'll be fine, just swing easy

Oh, and I'll bring me 'A' game

Golfmmad.

 

[Smiffy]

Fridays weather forecast for the area as of this morning.
Will update tomorrow...
http://www.metcheck.com/V40/UK/FREE/dayforecast.asp?zipcode=TN39&day=4

Breeze should (will) make it interesting

 

[USER1999]

Plenty of time for a big storm to come in.

Wonder if James is going to bring any waterproofs this time.

Ditto Leftie with his smurf hat.

You bought those white trousers yet? I need a good laugh.

 

[Smiffy]

You bought those white trousers yet? I need a good laugh.

Bidding ends on them this evening, my bid on bidnabber would win them if it were to end now so fingers crossed.
If I do win them and get them delivered in time I will wear them just to please you.
It's been ages since you've had an erection so I hear

 

[USER1999]

If they get wet will they go transparent?

 

[JustOne]

Fridays weather forecast for the area as of this morning.
Will update tomorrow...
http://www.metcheck.com/V40/UK/FREE/dayforecast.asp?zipcode=TN39&day=4

Breeze should (will) make it interesting

There's going to be a bit of wind in the air, that's great news!..........................

 

[Smiffy]

Plenty of time for a big storm to come in.

It's trying
http://www.metcheck.com/V40/UK/FREE/dayforecast.asp?zipcode=TN40%201SQ&day=3

 

[rickg]

Just checked the link and it says 17-19 deg Fair with winds 13-15 mph. Doesn't sound too bad?

Or are 15 mph winds at the coast more like 40 mph inland??

 

[Smiffy]

Just checked the link and it says 17-19 deg Fair with winds 13-15 mph. Doesn't sound too bad?

If you had clicked on it when I posted it Rick, it showed heavy rain as well.
It keeps changing.

 

[rickg]

If you had clicked on it when I posted it Rick, it showed heavy rain as well.

If I'd have clicked on it when you posted it, I would have been sleep walking!!!!

 

[USER1999]

Forecast looks ok at the moment.

I looked on Cooden's web site. Does JOUK know that there is a match that day, Cooden v.Copthorne?

 

[JustOne]

Does JOUK know that there is a match that day, Cooden v.Copthorne?

I think it's for past Captains of the club, I play crap, nobble it off the tee and let out a little bit of wee every time I hit a decent shot but despite those excellent qualifications I have yet to be picked as club Captain, I simply don't understand why not

 

[USER1999]

Nope, remains a mystery to me too.

So it'll be slow in the afternoon then. In the rain. And the wind. And the cold.

 

[USER1999]

What time is anyone meeting up? It's a 2 hour drive according to Google maps, so if I leave at 6.30, I should be there by lunch time. Wouldn't want to miss out on the bacon butty.

 

[Smiffy]

So it'll be slow in the afternoon then. In the rain. And the wind. And the cold.

The Cooden v Copthorne match tees off at 1.00pm.
Our first afternoon teeing off time is 2.30pm.
Unless they are playing 24 a side in fourballs, I would hope they will be well in front of us.

 

[USER1999]

You don't know how many they are. There could be hundreds of ex captains. Heck, some of them might even still be alive.

 

[Smiffy]

You don't know how many they are. There could be hundreds of ex captains. Heck, some of them might even still be alive.

And I expect the ones that are dead will be playing Ping!

Stop your whining. I expect they'll be playing Foursomes/Greensomes anyway