The only PC advice I can give you is don't discriminate between race, creed or colour... oh, and don't be ageist or heightist.
Cheer me up guys!
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The only PC advice I can give you is don't discriminate between race, creed or colour... oh, and don't be ageist or heightist.
PhilTheFragger
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PhilTheFragger
Provider of Entertainment for the Golfing Gods 🙄
Or hairy footist 😎👍😂
There you go discriminating! Its a foot that happens to be very hairy, it isn't a hairy foot. I'm sure I'll get a grant from the local Labour council to create a drop-in centre for those of us that suffer from feet that are hairy.
Even the local hair stylist won't do my feet! I feel so isolated and alone...:mmm:
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
I was thinking that my (carry) bag was feeling a bit heavy - so I emptied it of balls this morning. 55 golf balls! Do you know how heavy 55 golf balls are? And (wouldn't you know it) they are all pick-ups - which makes me feel good 
PhilTheFragger
Provider of Entertainment for the Golfing Gods 🙄
If you keep giving me feeder lines I'll take em
Tried Veet? Or do you feel you would lose your identity 😂😂😂
PhilTheFragger
Provider of Entertainment for the Golfing Gods 🙄
Ouch that smarts 😳🤞🤞🤞
user2010
Challenge Tour Pro
That didn`t work!!!
javascript:;https://www.instagram.com/p/BUOd8s5BD6e/?taken-by=royalandawesome
Maybe this one did though, hang on a mo!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTzJ6exgdFo/?taken-by=golfgrinders
Yes!, now the link above is quality.:thup:
Homer`s latest swing change needs some fine tuning!!!:whoo:
Enjoy.
javascript:;https://www.instagram.com/p/BUOd8s5BD6e/?taken-by=royalandawesome
Maybe this one did though, hang on a mo!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTzJ6exgdFo/?taken-by=golfgrinders
Yes!, now the link above is quality.:thup:
Homer`s latest swing change needs some fine tuning!!!:whoo:
Enjoy.
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SocketRocket
Ryder Cup Winner
I would like to tell you the one about Denzil Penburthy's Wife doing the splits in the shower but it would definitely lead to a life ban.
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I was thinking that my (carry) bag was feeling a bit heavy - so I emptied it of balls this morning. 55 golf balls! Do you know how heavy 55 golf balls are? And (wouldn't you know it) they are all pick-ups - which makes me feel good
Well it shouldn't because you have clearly been spending too much time looking for your balls in the rough!
Have you read the Veet review on the Amazon website.... seriously, you will absolutely wet yourself with laughter - which isn't a bad thing if you want to know if your kidley is working ok.
The review titled "A warning from across the pond."
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Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Is that his Kidley Widley.....😜
full_throttle
Tour Winner
Phil, after more than 100 years scientists have discovered the swimming pool on the Titanic is still full of water,
Sympathy, pfft, you'll find it between **** and syphilis in the dictionary :smirk:
and....I'm going to overtake you this week in the Fantasy League, you got some salt to rub in them there wounds
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and....I'm going to overtake you this week in the Fantasy League, you got some salt to rub in them there wounds
:smirk:
Tashyboy
Please don’t ask to see my tatts 👍
Euro an twenty cents a pint sat in these. ( me lovely blue crocs) Heaven. Only the golf monthly site dont know its 2017 so any thing over half a kb cannot be downloaded.
On a positive note i won the benidorm monthly medal last night on the crazy golf with the windmill playing particularly tough with a wind over the left shoulder. Ma Pa and missis t were clearly pissed off as hours on the puttimg green clearly paid off. Card was signed so expecting a hcap cut. 👍Y
On a positive note i won the benidorm monthly medal last night on the crazy golf with the windmill playing particularly tough with a wind over the left shoulder. Ma Pa and missis t were clearly pissed off as hours on the puttimg green clearly paid off. Card was signed so expecting a hcap cut. 👍Y
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ger147
Tour Winner
I started to get suicidal thoughts so stopped
Hard suicide or soft suicide? And what is the cost of No suicide so we can work out if that's a good option or a dire one?
PhilTheFragger
Provider of Entertainment for the Golfing Gods 🙄
I've seen it it's a classic, there is a reason why Veet rhymes with feet
Moi remaining kidley widley is very happy and has taken up the slack without any problems, so hopefully out home tomorrow's
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I've seen it it's a classic, there is a reason why Veet rhymes with feet
Moi remaining kidley widley is very happy and has taken up the slack without any problems, so hopefully out home tomorrow's
Does that mean you're taking pee?
ManinBlack
Tour Winner
That's a filthy joke, Phil. I would give him an infraction just for mentioning it.
Old Skier
Tour Winner
Typical REMF, after sympathy. Get of your pit I could do with a caddy for Ilfracombe Tuesday. That will stretch the old stitches.
