..........and another thing.

Doon frae Troon

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This is your chance to vent your spleen on the silly little things that make you slowly shake your head.


I shall start.

Why on earth do they manufacture new shoes and then scuff them up to look old.
If you want that look just buy a pair of old shoes from the charity shop at a fraction of the cost.
 
Why do Postmen carry around mail in their hands when it's pouring with rain? They all do it so they must be trained to.
They have a bag - keep it in the bag until you get to the door, then it doesn't disintegrate when it goes through the letter box....
 
Why don't tractor drivers using roads pull over occasionally to let a huge tail back pass. It would lengthen their jouney by a couple of minutes, and shorten everyone elses considerably.
 
Why don't tractor drivers using roads pull over occasionally to let a huge tail back pass. It would lengthen their jouney by a couple of minutes, and shorten everyone elses considerably.

They should learn this as part of their Tractor Test........
 
Why do delivery company's say your meal will be with you in 30-40 minutes and 90 minutes later and 3 calls it still hasn't arrived. Don't want it when it comes as the stress has given me indigestion
 
Why do Postmen carry around mail in their hands when it's pouring with rain? They all do it so they must be trained to.
They have a bag - keep it in the bag until you get to the door, then it doesn't disintegrate when it goes through the letter box....
And why do they keep dropping their red rubber bands all over the place.
 
Why do old people drive slowly. Given they have relatively fewer hours left in their lives, they should drive like lunatics to get there as soon as possible.
 
Why after all this rain? Is there still exactly the same amount of water in the world?

I had a glass tonight so there isn't......


Why cant delivery companies tell you (the customer) when they will be delivering as they plan their day meticulously the night before
 
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