sfby
Assistant Pro
Why, after scrolling all the way down the page to follow the thread, do you have to scroll all the way back up to the "forward a page" button?
..........and another thing.
- Thread starter Doon frae Troon
- Start date
Why do people press the button on the pedestrian crossing and then immediately walk across stopping everything AFTER there on the other side!
Doon frae Troon
Ryder Cup Winner
Why do London policemen wear such stupid hats?
Do the women wear them as well?
No ...so that is just sexist.
Do the women wear them as well?
No ...so that is just sexist.
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AuburnWarrior
Tour Winner
I saw a guy driving a Bentley today. How much is that - £200,000 worth of car?
He was talking on his mobile as he drove!
So, you can afford £200,000 on a car but not £20 on a bluetooth kit!
He was talking on his mobile as he drove!
So, you can afford £200,000 on a car but not £20 on a bluetooth kit!
AuburnWarrior
Tour Winner
Can I have another go?
AuburnWarrior
Tour Winner
Yesterday, whilst waiting for my daughter to come out of school I saw one of the Mum's having a good old gas to one of the other Mums. Whilst chatting she was failing to watch her child. The child duly wandered off.
I saw all of this and kept my eye on the child.
When the Mum had stopped gas-bagging she realised that her child was missing. Understandably, she starts flapping about.
I point her in the direction of her child which, at this point was in the hands of one of the teachers.
Mother and child reunited - happy days.
Did she thank me?
Erm, that would be a no then.
Cretin.
I saw all of this and kept my eye on the child.
When the Mum had stopped gas-bagging she realised that her child was missing. Understandably, she starts flapping about.
I point her in the direction of her child which, at this point was in the hands of one of the teachers.
Mother and child reunited - happy days.
Did she thank me?
Erm, that would be a no then.
Cretin.
Doon frae Troon
Ryder Cup Winner
Auburn, that would be an admission to herself that she was not a perfect mother.
Women Power Joggers.......whits that a' aboot.
They get dressed up in pink lycra pumping their arms and carry a round water bottle to walk a mile slower than my 86 year old mother.
Hill walkers who don't know how to use their Nordic walking poles properly also annoy me.
Women Power Joggers.......whits that a' aboot.
They get dressed up in pink lycra pumping their arms and carry a round water bottle to walk a mile slower than my 86 year old mother.
Hill walkers who don't know how to use their Nordic walking poles properly also annoy me.
bobmac
Major Champion
People who drive in bright sunshine wearing sunglasses with their lights on and only one works.
People who walk straight out on zebra crossings without a look or a thank you.
People who are exempt speed limits and who think they can stop a car at 60 mph in 30 ft.
'Go compare' adverts
'Because you're worth it' adverts
That's all for now
People who walk straight out on zebra crossings without a look or a thank you.
People who are exempt speed limits and who think they can stop a car at 60 mph in 30 ft.
'Go compare' adverts
'Because you're worth it' adverts
That's all for now
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
Money supermarket adverts are far more annoying than any others out there.
NOPE. Go Compare THE most annoying advert of all time
Doon frae Troon
Ryder Cup Winner
I think the 'because you are worth it' adverts should face a government enquiry.
Some muppets actually believed them and ran up £thousands in debt.
Some muppets actually believed them and ran up £thousands in debt.
doublebogey7
Head Pro
Supplier Loyalty.
Why do customers stay loyal to banks?
Why do customers stay loyal to banks?
