HomerJSimpson
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You start making little noises as you bend down to tie your shoes or lifting yourself out of the armchair just like your dad use to make
You know when you're getting old when.............
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JustOne
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You know when you're getting old when.............
Reducing the speed limit to 20mph sounds sensible.
You actually chew your food 20 times.
All your clothes are grey or brown and shoes are worn for comfort not looks. You also wear a beige sports jacket.
You enjoy playing off the front tees.
A 10 becomes an 8 simply because you FORGOT how many you had.
Reducing the speed limit to 20mph sounds sensible.
You actually chew your food 20 times.
All your clothes are grey or brown and shoes are worn for comfort not looks. You also wear a beige sports jacket.
You enjoy playing off the front tees.
A 10 becomes an 8 simply because you FORGOT how many you had.
Tommo21
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When at 57 you're HC comes down from 7 to 5 and you don't know how the hell you've done it. 
haplesshacker
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Well no ones said it yet......
You take up golf as your choosen past-time!
You take up golf as your choosen past-time!
Leftie
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.... you give up golf and take up bowls....
bobmac
Major Champion
As the old song goes...
'It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night'
'It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night'
Spoff
Tour Rookie
Seeing sportsmen retire who you saw start out.
haplesshacker
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You realise that the 'famous' women you fancied as a kid are now old (and looking it) or dead!
The best present you got on your birthday was one of those nice chains you can wear so you don't lose your glasses.
But you still lose them anyway.
But you still lose them anyway.
vig
Tour Winner
it takes 6 shakes instead of two!!!!
you need glasses to read the LARGE print
you need glasses to read the LARGE print
JustOne
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You know when you're getting old when.............
...the wife fancies a quickie and you really can't be bothered
...the wife fancies a quickie and you really can't be bothered
haplesshacker
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You know when you're getting old when.............
...the wife fancies a quickie and you really can't be bothered
Never. Not until I'm 6 foot under!
Well that's what the wife said as to when I'll hear those words from her lips again!
viscount17
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. . . every shirt you buy has to have a high 'dribble factor'
JustOne
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You know when you're getting old when.............
You used to count the grey hairs, now you just wish you HAD hair.
You used to count the grey hairs, now you just wish you HAD hair.
haplesshacker
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You can afford the two seat sports car, but you can't get in and out of it.
cm_qs
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........you see buildings being demolished that you helped to build.
haplesshacker
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Hair disappears from where you once had it, and it starts growing from places where once you didn't have it.
You need to visit the loo more than twice a day.
You just don't get what the kids are talking about.
Music ain't what it used to be.
You need to visit the loo more than twice a day.
You just don't get what the kids are talking about.
Music ain't what it used to be.
viscount17
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the rock group that you followed no longer breaks up the hotel - it now complains about the noise!
haplesshacker
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A 'late' night now consists of trying to stay awake to watch the end of the 9pm movie!
drawboy
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you know you're getting old when you pause half way on the stairs and cant remember if you were coming down or going up!
