You know when you're getting old when.............

[THJahar]

When they stop handing you the flyers to nightclubs as you walk through the precinct.
(And you sigh with a sense of relief as the thought of going to a nightclub now fills you with horror)

 

[viscount17]

when 'pretty young things' open the door for you

 

[Golfmmad]

when 'pretty young things' open the door for you

Or when, 'pretty young things' open the door for you and say to their mum, 'There's an old man at the door'.

Golfmmad.

 

[slowhand]

When you still hit it out of sight, but that's only because you can only see 50 yards

 

[haplesshacker]

You go to a local beauty spot in your car, with your partner. In the daylight. You read a broadsheet newspaper, and fall asleep. She knits or writes a letter to your son / daughter in New Zealand. You both say nothing to each other; unless some younger person drops a piece of litter. At which point you both tut and shake your head from side to side very slowly. The only other time you talk is when she asks you if you'd like a cup of tea from the flask she's brought with her.

Oh how times have changed!!

 

[madandra]

eh ...... I forget what I nwas going to say

 

[HomerJSimpson]

When you look forward to getting a copy of Readers Digest

 

[Leftie]

Sounds like that was from personal experience Hapless.

 

[haplesshacker]

Sounds like that was from personal experience Hapless.

Cheeky git! I ain't 'that' old. But I just called it as I see it!

 

[John_Findlay]

....when.....

playing "a round" brings golf to mind first.

 

[drawboy]

you know you're getting on a bit when you start booking afternoon tee times.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

And need a quick forty winks after 9

 

[Leftie]

Enough already.

Some of these comments are getting a bit too close for comfort.

 

[haplesshacker]

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