women advice

[minty18]

I sold my ping G5's on ebay for £200, an amount I was happy with. Reason for sale is that I stumbled across the Nike SQ machspeed irons (ugly looking things) and decided to give them a wack. The results were impressive so I've decided to take the plunge. The Mrs wasn't happy as the clubs were £380 and I still need to buy some wedges (she doesn't know this). She's come round to the fact that they have only really cost me £180 and I get 4 dozen free Nike one balls so wont have to buy any for a while.

However.............

When making my online purchase I snuck a Nike cart bag in the basket as it was too good to resist, so how do I explain that turning up?

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Why not say the supplier are the one GM uses and they've given you the Nike bag for the readers test panel and as the supplier was already shipping they put the two together

 

[JustOne]

However.............

When making my online purchase I snuck a Nike cart bag in the basket as it was too good to resist, so how do I explain that turning up?

Take her to the wardrobe.... point... and walk away.

 

[Swinger]

Your gonna get in trouble unless you stop buying things.

I feel your pain, but cold turkey is the only way.


The bag came with the irons didn't it??

or was it a deal with the irons just for another £25 but was shipped a day or so later?

 

[Iaing]

Count how many handbags she's got.

 

[Screwback]

Have you considered divorce

Nothing should get in the way of a man and his clubs

 

[Timh27]

I got my new irons shipped to my mums address then the HID that i bought them off a friend of a friend at half the price

 

[Spinn77]

I'm taking notes for when I give in to my cravings, i'll need an excuse or two

 

[stevek1969]

You've got to remember there the only things that bleed for a week and live,there cunning so watch your back. .

How many times have they snuck something in there wardrobe with out you knowing ,plenty i bet.

A man shouldn't have to justify is club purchase,never.

 

[thecraw]

Gonna take your apron off, put the tea towel down and put your trousers back on!!!

 

[drawboy]

Buy a set of irons and you enter a free prize draw to win a bag, oh yes you're taking advise from the master of deception now my friend, I've lied and cheated my way out of allsorts in my married life and I'm still here to prove it. Whatever you do don't come clean, keep the upper hand.

 

[minty18]

Hmmm, might go with the "it came free with the clubs" line.

I could hide the balls and say they sent the bag as they had run out of balls??? that could work as i'll probly lose them pretty quickly.

 

[justhitthething]

A solid loving relationship should not be based on a lie.
Tell her the truth. Then tell her you dont care what she thinks and youve slept with her sister.
Shell forget all about the clubs and bag.

 

[Golfmmad]

My advice Minty is, stand up and take it like a man,own up and be upfront about it

Then say to her, with your best loving smile,

Will it be the golf course - or inter.....

You never know it might work

Golfmmad.

 

[EaseNgrace]

What a bunch of sexist pigs. Be honest, and take your slap on the wrist and a couple of days of silent treatment.
Anyway you deserve a bit of stick for buying those hunks of scrap

 

[Iaing]

I could hide the balls

If you get caught, you'd better.

 

[drawboy]

Don't ever Take it like a man unless you are held down by several very large inmates

 

[Andy]

Tell her you bought the irons, your gonna buy wedges as well and you have bought the bag also.

If she doesn't like it, tough [****].

Stop being a puff.

Andy

 

[Deleted member 1740]

Tell her you bought the irons, your gonna buy wedges as well and you have bought the bag also.

If she doesn't like it, tough [****].

Stop being a puff.

Andy

^^^^^^ is the correct answer

 

[Macster]

Yeh........just TELL her, and tell her if she doesnt like it, well......well........ ya know....



Or, arrange for UPS to call when she's not at home, like what I did.