Hacker Khan
Yurt Dwelling, Yoghurt Knitter
I would move to almost any country in Western Europe where I could gain access to American type food. I know Sainsbury's sells food I could cook.
Unfortunately, I'm not welcome with your immigration laws.
Italy might take me because I can prove full ethnicity, but neither my Irish wife nor our half-breed adult kids would follow.
Pretty sure McDonalds is everywhere now.