Tiger and the Pope

[heronsghyll]

The Pope and Tiger Woods died on the same day.

Because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to hell and Tiger Woods went to heaven.

The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in hell, and after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error.

"However", the clerk explains, "it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified".

Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell.

On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from heaven and they stop to have a chat.

"Sorry about the mix up", apologies the Pope "No problem" replied Tiger Woods,

Pope: "I am really anxious to get to heaven"

Tiger: "Why is that?"

Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"

Tiger: "You're a day late"

 

[Dodger]

You are more than a day late.....I posted this a couple of weeks back and not one reply post was had so I'll save you from the same fate..

I thought it was funny!

 

[Leftie]

Didn't read it then, and didn't read it this time.

Ooopps

 

[CannyFifer]

the old ones are the best, heard it with different names to tiger in it, Frank Macavenie was the original I think.