The Footie Thread

[Orikoru]

Ahem, Neil Maupay?

I kind of want to actually write the list now.. I'll have to expand it to include managers though.

1. Arteta
2. Bruno Fernandes
3. Klopp
4. Maupay
5. Arteta
6. Antonio
7. Antony
8. Cash
9. Bruno Fernandes
10. Walker - more of a slap for being such a silly boy.

It turns out I don't hate as many people as I thought, so I'd use some twice. Honourable mention for Richarlison but I can't really put a Spurs player in.

 

[Bdill93]

I kind of want to actually write the list now.. I'll have to expand it to include managers though.

1. Arteta
2. Bruno Fernandes
3. Klopp
4. Maupay
5. Arteta
6. Antonio
7. Antony
8. Cash
9. Bruno Fernandes
10. Walker - more of a slap for being such a silly boy.

It turns out I don't hate as many people as I thought, so I'd use some twice. Honourable mention for Richarlison but I can't really put a Spurs player in.

What did Cash do?

 

[Orikoru]

What did Cash do?

He keeps breaking Bentancur! He's a bloody thug with a peaky blinders haircut.

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Surely there is a place for Robertson, Liverpool. One of the biggest wind up merchants in the PL.

 

[Deleted member 15344]

Surely there is a place for Robertson, Liverpool. One of the biggest wind up merchants in the PL.

Yeah but he is funny and doesn’t whine like Bruno does - everyone would love a Robbo in their team



In other news

https://twitter.com/x/status/1763168414451806688

Imagine how rubbish he would have been without the drugs

 

[Orikoru]

What a waste of talent. That's his career effectively over. Granted he managed to win a world cup, but he should be retiring being remembered as one of the game's greatest players, given the talent and physicality that he was blessed with. That obviously won't be the case.

 

[BrianM]

4 years
What a waste, superb player, just shows that having the right network around you is so important.

 

[Swango1980]

I kind of want to actually write the list now.. I'll have to expand it to include managers though.

1. Arteta
2. Bruno Fernandes
3. Klopp
4. Maupay
5. Arteta
6. Antonio
7. Antony
8. Cash
9. Bruno Fernandes
10. Walker - more of a slap for being such a silly boy.

It turns out I don't hate as many people as I thought, so I'd use some twice. Honourable mention for Richarlison but I can't really put a Spurs player in.

This is a great game, but then again, I'm not sure where humorously discussing people we'd like to promote an act of violence on would meet the moderation guidelines?

I guess a list of male footballers is OK, but if we made similar list for female footballers, or even a list of other forumers ( ), we might get a warning or a ban.

So, I'll refrain from making my punch list just in case. Although, given it is only a list of 10, that could be too small for me given Man Utd field 11 players. I suppose I can leave out Mainoo and Hojlund for the games they play, so that allows me to add a token Liverpool player to my list

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Yeah but he is funny and doesn’t whine like Bruno does - everyone would love a Robbo in their team

But that is the nature of the punchable person. Loved by their own fans, disliked by the opposition fans.

Disclaimer: for anyone who eats an apple pie from McDonalds before letting it cool or any other nuclear hot item, pub lasagne etc. Nobody is actually going to punch anyone, or arrange to punch anyone. This is just silliness. Thank you for reading.

 

[Orikoru]

This is a great game, but then again, I'm not sure where humorously discussing people we'd like to promote an act of violence on would meet the moderation guidelines?

I guess a list of male footballers is OK, but if we made similar list for female footballers, or even a list of other forumers ( ), we might get a warning or a ban.

So, I'll refrain from making my punch list just in case. Although, given it is only a list of 10, that could be too small for me given Man Utd field 11 players. I suppose I can leave out Mainoo and Hojlund for the games they play, so that allows me to add a token Liverpool player to my list

Are you taking on Phil as the forum fun sponge? I think it's pretty clear I'm not going to punch any of those people, but apologies for not including a disclaimer stating as much.

 

[Dando]

That’s a tough dilemma

Anyway they can be done at the same time

Richarlison comes in just behind

i forgot about Richarlison - another who falls into the "as likeble as a dog turd sandwich" bracket

 

[Deleted member 15344]

But that is the nature of the punchable person. Loved by their own fans, disliked by the opposition fans.

Disclaimer: for anyone who eats an apple pie from McDonalds before letting it cool or any other nuclear hot item, pub lasagne etc. Nobody is actually going to punch anyone, or arrange to punch anyone. This is just silliness. Thank you for reading.

Yeah Robbo certainly has that ability to “enjoy himself”- the team missed that Scottish Terrier for years

I would like to add Ashley Young to the list

He can be on there twice - once in a Man Utd shirt and once in an Everton shirt

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Ashley young, a little bit of me dies every time I see his name on the team sheet

 

[Bazz]

Old foundations but updated over time.

2 stands fit for purpose, 2 that could be improved.

Grand plans have been approved for a full renovation of our North Stand to take our capacity from 42k to 50k. This also semi links the 2 sideline stands with one end.

Few pics and ideas of it here: https://www.avfc.co.uk/villa-park/future/

However - new president of business operations etc has put a hold on it for now for some reason.

Needs to be completed by the Euros in 2028

Come a long way since needing to close a tier in the Championship

 

[Swango1980]

Pogba banned for 4 years.

I suppose that reduces the temptation for Man Utd in putting in a cheeky £100millio+ bid for him

 

[Bdill93]

Come a long way since needing to close a tier in the Championship

We have yeah!

Seeing the upper trinity closed was rubbish, the day we got back up it felt brilliant looking up to my left and seeing everyone back up there.

Just shows how fickle fans are though doesn't it! We has 3/4 years of dross, finally got relegated and closing the upper trinity was necessary.

After 1 season back up we have a waiting list of 30,000 for a ST.....

Proud to say I stuck by my team throughout, some great memories from our Championship days.

 

[fundy]

ooh this sounds like fun, my fictional to punch list:

Bruno F
Bruno G
Richarlison
Maupay
Martinez
Chilwell
Zouma
Reguillon
Pickford
Antony

This would be more fun if we were looking at retired players though lol

 

[TimShady]

Is everyone forgetting Suarez still plays…?

 

[Orikoru]

Is everyone forgetting Suarez still plays…?

I was doing Premier League only! As in current Prem.

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Is everyone forgetting Suarez still plays…?

If we were looking outside of the PL then we would be having Neymar front and centre, followed by half of the Atletico Madrid team. Probably best to stick to the PL