Smiffy's top tip to all GoKart users.........

[Smiffy]

If you have a tee time booked half an hour before the pro shop opens, and you have taken the shoulder strap off of your cart bag, make sure you take the battery for your GoKart with you. You know....the battery that forms an integral part of the trolley.
Thank you.

 

[bobmac]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
What a putz
Bet your knackered now.
Did you win?

 

[Smiffy]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
What a putz
Bet your knackered now.
Did you win?

Nope. Played well but was 3 down at the turn. Managed to get it back to 1 at the 16th but cocked up the par 3 17th and lost it to par. So a 2&1 defeat. Never mind. There's always next year.
Nice thing was I was striking the ball well. But my opponent didn't miss a fairway all morning.
Carrying a suitcase around with me didn't help

 

[bobmac]

Carrying a suitcase around with me didn't help

Wow. A suitcase and a golf bag?
I didn't think it was Turkey time already?

 

[CrapHacker18]

I didn't think it was Turkey time already?

Every time Smiffy sets foot on a golf course, it's Turkey time.

:ears:

 

[bobmac]

Every time Smiffy sets foot on a golf course, it's Turkey time.

:ears:

SShhhh, don't encourage him or he'll be back, telling us all about the fantastic time he's going to have in Turkey.
Did you ever see that Carry On film when they all went abroad and the hotel wasn't finished? :rofl:

 

[richart]

He also reminds me of Sid James for some reason Bob.

 

[GB72]

Never left my battery at home, I have, however, plugged it in to charge and forgot to turn the switch on. How my playing partners laugh when my trolley runs out of juice after 2 holes.

 

[chrisd]

SShhhh, don't encourage him or he'll be back, telling us all about the fantastic time he's going to have in Turkey.
Did you ever see that Carry On film when they all went abroad and the hotel wasn't finished? :rofl:

Was that the one that Peter Butterworth played all the staff in?

Smiffy did look a little familiar!

 

[Smiffy]

And to top it all off, it looks like I have lost my mobile phone. What a fecking knob.
Senile or what????

 

[Alex1975]

I have forgotten my battery more then once. I have also got a lose connection in one of the cables. I spend as much time pushing the damn thing as I do getting pulled by it.

 

[CrapHacker18]

What a fecking knob.
Senile or what????

Dunno mate, you list them in the right order. 5 for the most appropriate, down to the least innappropriate. If you score more than 10 it's down to the knackers yard for you.....

Knob
Senile
Waste of space
Plonker
Sad Old Git

 

[Oddsocks]

Maybe it's time for a push trolley smiffy!

 

[Bratty]

And to top it all off, it looks like I have lost my mobile phone. What a fecking knob.

I think GoKart need to reconsider their "No Knobs" slogan in light of this... cos a massive one is their biggest fans! :rofl:

 

[bobmac]

Smiffy, if it happens again and you get to the club without your battery, just give them a call on your mob........
Oops. sowwy, you can't can you