Room 101

[drawboy]

I,ve just read one of Homers replies and in it he mentioned the Hummer carts used in the Spoony's Classic recently shown on Sky and how they should be put into golfs room 101. That got me thinking what an excellent post this would make. So c'mon guys, what would you put in 101?

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Chippers, golfers in shorts, black golf gloves

 

[drawboy]

Hi homer getting better I hope, thanks for the post idea. I would put in:
Green keepers who cut holes on ridiculous slopes and Rupert bear type check trousers.

 

[freddielong]

Hybrids rescue's and utility clubs, Golf shorts, ball retrievers chippers, slippery frogs, stableford competions, the handicap system, 4 hour plus rounds, LPGA tour golfers being lined up by their caddies and Colin montgomerie

 

[viscount17]

I'll take back the shorts but add black socks with white legs

 

[Robobum]

Anyone who hits a crap shot and stands back to say "I knew I was going to do that"

 

[Robobum]

Marking scorecards under the flappy plastic thing on a trolley.

Those who have a selection of balls in the holders on trolleys.

Iron head covers

Yellow/ orange balls

Anyone who introduces themselves on the 1st by saying "This is my 1st game in x amount of weeks"

Getting more than 1 shot on a hole.

Getting a shot on a par 3 that is short enough to throw your ball on.

 

[Fyldewhite]

Antiquated dress codes
Buggies
Exorbitant green fees

 

[Sneds]

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BLACK GLOVES!!!!! x

 

[drawboy]

Sorry but someone has put them in room 101.

 

[Sneds]

Well, what if I sneaked them out?

 

[drawboy]

I'll take back the shorts but add black socks with white legs

how about on white socks 'n' black legs?

 

[drawboy]

That would not be in the spirit of the game Sneds.

 

[Ken_A]

Low men who complain about how unfair the handicap system is, folks who winge about stableford. People who dont return their cards to get 0.1's. Colin Montgomerie, folk who repair pitch marks worng, folk who dont repair pitch marks, getting 0.1's, noisy electric carts, fist pumpers, stupid rules that try to make you wear knee socks with shorts, unfixed divots, plugged lies, pink balls....................

I think I will stop, the blood presure is rising.

 

[grumpyjock]

well thats me out of the game, whatabout graphite shafts and footjoys?

 

[Ken_A]

well thats me out of the game, whatabout graphite shafts and footjoys?

We cant pick on Homer all the time

 

[jammydodger]

Stupid sets of rubber tees held together with string

Buggies

Visors

Pinnacle gold balls

 

[Ken_A]

Stupid sets of rubber tees held together with string

those bloomin daft multicoloured ones tht look lie rubber corks - arrrgh no

Score counters

ball stampers

Using a sharpie then getting sharpie marks on all over the drivers face - except the sweet spot

SLOW PLAYERS

grumps who never tell you that was a cracking 4I from the rough to 2'

people who give out about the state of the course then dont use the paths.

 

[jammydodger]

Folk who say "great shot" as your necky squirter heads low right into the fairway trap

 

[iwtuk]

Low handicappers constantly moaning about high handicappers "getting shots".

Low handicappers who forget they were once high ones.

ANYONE who faffs around over a shot as if they were a tour pro.