Random Irritations

[srixon 1]

My son has gone out and got himself another tattoo.
Now I have no problem with tattoos and have some myself but he just keeps getting random ones which have no meaning at all.
Today is a flame on his finger in case someone asks him for a light.
He has some really nice ones with meaning which is great but he has a lot more that mean nothing look rubbish and detract from his nice ones.

As an ex RN sailor (I don’t have any) I have seen some shockers over the years. ‘W’ on each bum cheek is one that springs to mind. Apparently it is supposed to spell WOW.

 

[irip]

As an ex RN sailor (I don’t have any) I have seen some shockers over the years. ‘W’ on each bum cheek is one that springs to mind. Apparently it is supposed to spell WOW.

He is on about getting a pic of a camel on his foot so he can show everyone his Camel Toe.
I don’t remember dropping him on his head as a baby, maybe I should of done

 

[Lucifer MorningStar]

He is on about getting a pic of a camel on his foot so he can show everyone his Camel Toe.
I don’t remember dropping him on his head as a baby, maybe I should of done

One of the lads I was in Norway with had that tattoo . Looks absolutely ridiculous

Also had a lad with a stick man pushing a lawnmower along his Pubic line

My own crap tar I have is inside my lower lip

 

[IanM]

I worked with a guy who has a tattoo of a moustache on the outside of his pointing finger which he periodically held up horizontally under his nose. It was funny the fist time, then........

I am now imaging how someone hasn't used a knife to eat for years.... visions of picking up a steak in your fingers and tearing off chunks with your teeth?

 

[JonnyGutteridge]

A girl I was dating went out and got a tattoo. She had roman numerals down her spine, from the top of her neck down to just above her backside.

I asked her what it said and she said, “it’s my grandparents names”

Me: “no… It’s a load of Roman numerals… numbers…”

Her realisation was hilarious. What she actually meant was, it was the Roman numerals for the corresponding letters of the alphabet that spelt her grandparents names, ie. A = 1, B =2. It was so convoluted.

Her grandparents were Jewish to add to the hilarity.

We didn’t last long after that. It was truly an awful tattoo.

 

[PaulMdj]

One of the lads I was in Norway with had that tattoo . Looks absolutely ridiculous

Also had a lad with a stick man pushing a lawnmower along his Pubic line

My own crap tar I have is inside my lower lip

When in charge of selection at Chicksands as an ice breaker we’d get the “wannabee’s” to tell us something unique about themselves.

One girl’s party piece was to turn her upper lip inside out were she had a full moustache tattoo.

 

[IanM]

Green in the UK is the now the equivalent of "Orange" in America....

 

[PaulMdj]

More than a “random irritation” my dog Obi has been limping/going lame over the past 4 weeks, Vets initially thought he’d pulled a muscle, then X-Ray for suspected cruciate ligament damage.

Today he’s been referred for a CT Scan as X-Ray was clear and they now think he’s ruptured or snapped his achilles.