Random Irritations

[cliveb]

'Autoplay' and 'Loop video' are both off (just checked). And as I said, the vid is 11 hours long so wouldn't loop in 6-7 hours anyway.

I asked ChatGPT and it suggests something is always causing it to stop in the night and restart from the beginning - like the wifi drops out or resets, or my phone doing an update/back-up or something.

Non-AI suggestion: It irritates your wife so as soon as you're asleep she pauses it

 

[Pin-seeker]

Haha, I thought he was Buddhist or Hare Krishna or something.

I just thought he was a knob

 

[Pin-seeker]

Even that’s news to me, I just thought he was a knob. Guess you learn something every day

Didn’t see this before posting

But we can’t both be wrong

 

[Lucifer MorningStar]

Didn’t see this before posting

But we can’t both be wrong

Great minds ayes!! We’re not wrong he is absolutely a knob!

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

I can't even tolerate Jonathon Ross since he and Brand made that infantile lewd call to Andrew Sachs about his granddaughter.
Two "adults" who'd be held in low esteem in Lord of the Flies.

 

[ExRabbit]

The M62.

 

[The Squirrel]

Russel Brand leaving court clutching a Bible.

If you're on trial for rape and sexual assault then you need to convince people you are not a sex pest. Turning up to court in Aviators, a fedora, and a shirt opened basically down to your waist so you nearly have your nips on display therefore seems ..... unwise

 

[The Squirrel]

Man City.
No not for the normal reasons.
Just discovered the football is on the same night as I am taking Junior Squirrel 1 to an event at the Coop Arena Manchester, so all local parking closed and it will be rammed. Now have no idea where to park or how to get there.

 

[harpo_72]

M&S cafe menu … no proper breakfast, and what they do with avocado isn’t a match or remotely as appealing compared to the local cafes..

 

[Hobbit]

M&S cafe menu … no proper breakfast, and what they do with avocado isn’t a match or remotely as appealing compared to the local cafes..

We often meet friends for brunch, one of which has smoked salmon on avocados & toast. I just ‘don’t’ get avocados with salmon. To be fair, it isn’t my favourite food.

 

[harpo_72]

We often meet friends for brunch, one of which has smoked salmon on avocados & toast. I just ‘don’t’ get avocados with salmon. To be fair, it isn’t my favourite food.

I am afraid I love them ..
Strangely yesterday I googled if avocado, sourdough and Parma ham was better than Avocado, sourdough and smoked salmon .. Parma ham offered up more calories but the Smoked Salmon was better .. so I made that up and it was the best pre golf lunch I have ever had. In fact I wasn’t hungry for dinner but the wife had made up some bolognaise so I just had a spoon of that with no pasta ..

 

[Robin Hood]

Next doors cat has decided that my garden is the best place to poo in.
Any ideas how to stop it ?
I don’t want a dog

 

[NearHull]

Next doors cat has decided that my garden is the best place to poo in.
Any ideas how to stop it ?
I don’t want a dog

At the risk of upsetting cat lovers ( no I’m not) a bit of pepper spread around is supposed to help.

 

[Imurg]

Next doors cat has decided that my garden is the best place to poo in.
Any ideas how to stop it ?
I don’t want a dog

I thought the whole point of having a cat was that it craps in everyone else's garden.....
Try telling mine....never does it anywhere else except a 3m square bit of our back lawn........

 

[Hobbit]

Next doors cat has decided that my garden is the best place to poo in.
Any ideas how to stop it ?
I don’t want a dog

If you have a zoo nearby ask if you can have some lion straw bedding or droppings. Work it into your borders, problem solved. You also won’t get any zebra or gazelle graving on your lawn.

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Orange peel I believe. It might be an old wives tale but it's a cheap one to try out.

 

[Lucifer MorningStar]

Orange peel I believe. It might be an old wives tale but it's a cheap one to try out.

No idea if it’s n old wives tale or works. But based on our little ginger terrorist I’m Going with it doesn’t, often find the sod will knock an orange out of the fruit bowl and play football with it before sinking his teeth in and realising he doesn’t like the taste.

In 3 years of doing that he still hasn’t figured it out

 

[Beezerk]

Orange peel I believe. It might be an old wives tale but it's a cheap one to try out.

I tried all sorts to stop our old cat from pooing all over my veg patch, nothing seemed to work but I never did try Lion bedding

 

[ExRabbit]

Next doors cat has decided that my garden is the best place to poo in.
Any ideas how to stop it ?
I don’t want a dog

A neighbour of ours placed plastic bottles nearly full of water around her front garden and it stopped our cat going there for a poo. Something to do with the cats not liking the light reflecting off the water I think.

 

[harpo_72]

Orange peel I believe. It might be an old wives tale but it's a cheap one to try out.

It does work … if it’s a fox male urine is a deterrent