Random Irritations

Me, my wife, and my mum & dad all failed on it today. I'd have sworn it's not even a word, never heard it before.

I know it with an 'ing' ending from my cooking days. ie a
Paring knife
had never heard of it like todays wordle though...
 
Corded ear bud headphones, there's a 50/50 chance that when I pick up one side to put into my ear it'll be the correct one i've chosen for that ear (left or right)..... so why is it never the correct one :mad:
In a similar vein, USB A connectors: there are only two ways they can be inserted, so why does it always take THREE attempts to get them in?
 
Corded ear bud headphones, there's a 50/50 chance that when I pick up one side to put into my ear it'll be the correct one i've chosen for that ear (left or right)..... so why is it never the correct one :mad:

Our old neighbours had identical twin girls. Statistically I should've been able to guess their names correctly 50% of the time. So why did I get it wrong 75% of the time?
 
Our old neighbours had identical twin girls. Statistically I should've been able to guess their names correctly 50% of the time. So why did I get it wrong 75% of the time?

My twins aren't identical .. people still get their names wrong

Hell I even get them wrong and call them their older sisters name

Hey you child number 3 yes please assist
 
I've always struggled with blocked ears....I was going to get something done before covid but since then it's been on the back burner..
In the last month I've almost lost hearing in my right ear and about half in my left so, yesterday, the were "suctioned"..and now I can hear perfectly for the first time in 3 or 4 years..

The irritation?

How the hell does anyone sleep in this world..it's so noisy!!
And I thought my driver had a fairly muted sound - nearly burst my eardrums :oops:
The noise is unbearable ?
 
I've always struggled with blocked ears....I was going to get something done before covid but since then it's been on the back burner..
In the last month I've almost lost hearing in my right ear and about half in my left so, yesterday, the were "suctioned"..and now I can hear perfectly for the first time in 3 or 4 years..

The irritation?

How the hell does anyone sleep in this world..it's so noisy!!
And I thought my driver had a fairly muted sound - nearly burst my eardrums :oops:
The noise is unbearable ?

Pardon!
 
I've always struggled with blocked ears....I was going to get something done before covid but since then it's been on the back burner..
In the last month I've almost lost hearing in my right ear and about half in my left so, yesterday, the were "suctioned"..and now I can hear perfectly for the first time in 3 or 4 years..

The irritation?

How the hell does anyone sleep in this world..it's so noisy!!
And I thought my driver had a fairly muted sound - nearly burst my eardrums :oops:
The noise is unbearable ?

WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!!!!
 
I've always struggled with blocked ears....I was going to get something done before covid but since then it's been on the back burner..
In the last month I've almost lost hearing in my right ear and about half in my left so, yesterday, the were "suctioned"..and now I can hear perfectly for the first time in 3 or 4 years..

The irritation?

How the hell does anyone sleep in this world..it's so noisy!!
And I thought my driver had a fairly muted sound - nearly burst my eardrums :oops:
The noise is unbearable ?
Must be a Ping, it actually did my head in hitting it ???
 
Of all the great things we see about the British public

Without fail if the shops aren't opening the next day everyone loses their minds

They will open Tuesday peeps don't worry!
 
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