Random Irritations

Our office has moved from the 7th to the 9th floor. Before Christmas I moved all my stuff and set up everything on my desk, monitor, docking station, keyboard etc all connected. I arrive back today and somebody has unplugged everything. Even the monitor cables and all sorts. Why?? :mad:
 
Our office has moved from the 7th to the 9th floor. Before Christmas I moved all my stuff and set up everything on my desk, monitor, docking station, keyboard etc all connected. I arrive back today and somebody has unplugged everything. Even the monitor cables and all sorts. Why?? :mad:

It wasnt the same person who messed with your desk last time was it?
 
The ridiculous hyperbole around this whole Djokovic thing. It is not a massive international incident, it is simply that one bloke has not been allowed to circumvent the rules to be allowed into a country to hit a ball around. He applied on a medical exemption but when asked for more details about the exemption and the condition requiring it, further information was declined. There were 2 simple choices, get vaccinated or prove that you cannot have one. He has done neither and so will be heading home.
 
Low fat and low sugar food options. Taste blooming tosh!

yoghurt is the worst. 90% of the options are this low fat rubbish and horrid!

Full fat all the way dude!! Especially Yogurt, and go Greek too! I am a bit of a connoisseur! Lidl do the best one! closely followed by Tesco finest.
 
People who get plastic surgery that either:
  1. Makes them look like every other person who has had plastic surgery
  2. Makes them look like some kind of doll with blown up cheeks and lips
I mean, do these people really look in the mirror and think "looking good!"?
 
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People who get plastic surgery that either:
  1. Makes them look like every other person who has had plastic surgery
  2. Makes them look like some kind of doll with blown up cheeks and lips
I mean, do these people really look in the mirror and think "looking good!"?
Lip fillers. Disgusting look.
 
People who wish to remain anonymous for various reasons - but then have their pictures everywhere.

The 2 today that spring to mind are the Maxwell trial juror who only wants to be named by his 1st and middle name - picture in media, will probably be named in a few hours. And the winner of the BBC Sound of 2022 (PinkPantheress if anyone wants to know) who won't reveal her real name to 'protect her privacy' but is photographed on her social media and in the media. Wouldn't need to be Inspector Clouseau to find it out if you really wanted to
 
People who get plastic surgery that either:
  1. Makes them look like every other person who has had plastic surgery
  2. Makes them look like some kind of doll with blown up cheeks and lips
I mean, do these people really look in the mirror and think "looking good!"?
Did you see those French twins that both died recently that were in the news? They genuinely looked like Spitting Image puppets. Very bizarre and grotesque.
 
People who get plastic surgery that either:
  1. Makes them look like every other person who has had plastic surgery
  2. Makes them look like some kind of doll with blown up cheeks and lips
I mean, do these people really look in the mirror and think "looking good!"?
I heard a phrase once from a British journalist who worked over in Los Angeles as an entertainment correspondent for a paper. They said, 'plastic surgery doesn't make people look better, it just makes them look as though they have had plastic surgery'. That nails it for me. So many people look distorted by it when they had absolutely no need.

I say that bottom phrase quite often when you see the outcome of these procedures, and yet they keep going back for more o_O
 
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