Random Irritations

[pokerjoke]

When the hair clippers run flat half way through......

Mohican?

 

[Blue in Munich]

When the hair clippers run flat half way through......

That’s a thing that gladdens the heart for the rest of us

 

[Blue in Munich]

Crows.
Again.
Bloody stupid birds.

 

[Deleted member 23270]

Jury duty citation

Did it years ago, loved it.

 

[Deleted member 21784]

Jury duty citation

Write back say you want to defund the police and don't believe In the law

See if they still want you

 

[Bazz]

We got broken into on Tuesday whilst out walking the dog. Still no visit from the police.
I've got them on the neighbour's cctv watching us leave, and on a other neighbour's cctv walking away and being picked up in a car. If the police can't be arsed to follow up, what's to stop me from becoming a burglar myself?

 

[Deleted member 23270]

If the police can't be arsed to follow up, what's to stop me from becoming a burglar myself?

Or a vigilante? ?

 

[Bazz]

Or a vigilante? ?

Wouldn't know where to start but I would love too.
I've got a 4 year old that asks me everyday if they're coming back.

 

[Deleted member 15344]

The Laughter thread being ruined by the eco warriors

 

[chellie]

The Laughter thread being ruined by the eco warriors

Have you reported the posts?

 

[Deleted member 3432]

The football monthly forum this place has become.

 

[AmandaJR]

We got broken into on Tuesday whilst out walking the dog. Still no visit from the police.
I've got them on the neighbour's cctv watching us leave, and on a other neighbour's cctv walking away and being picked up in a car. If the police can't be arsed to follow up, what's to stop me from becoming a burglar myself?

That's shocking - give them the culprits on a plate yet still can't be bothered to follow it up...

 

[Slime]

Auto-correct .................................... people aren't always using it correctly!

 

[Imurg]

Auto-correct .................................... people aren't always using it correctly!

There's a special place in Hull for the inventor of autocorrect....

 

[Bunkermagnet]

Fireworks.

 

[Slime]

Fireworks.

My dog has spent the whole evening quivering uncontrollably and panting like she's just run a marathon in a heat wave.

 

[ExRabbit]

There should be some kind of limit on how loud fireworks can be. People now seem to compete with their neighbours to make the loudest noises possible. Getting pretty sick of it as it is getting worse every year. We have two cats and even the one who is really chilled started freaking out on Friday night.

 

[Deleted member 21784]

There should be some kind of limit on how loud fireworks can be. People now seem to compete with their neighbours to make the loudest noises possible. Getting pretty sick of it as it is getting worse every year. We have two cats and even the one who is really chilled started freaking out on Friday night.

I remember the good old days when I swear it was just the 5th Nov they were allowed and weren't as easy to buy either

Been solid for 2 weeks round here

 

[Swinglowandslow]

We got broken into on Tuesday whilst out walking the dog. Still no visit from the police.
I've got them on the neighbour's cctv watching us leave, and on a other neighbour's cctv walking away and being picked up in a car. If the police can't be arsed to follow up, what's to stop me from becoming a burglar myself?

That is bad.
Make a complaint against police.
Report it to your MP, demanding his input.

 

[Deleted member 1740]

Working for no pay on the sabbath??