Jamesbrown
Head Pro
Missus did the clap a few times till she broke the guidelines. Pulled her up on the hypocritical actions. I’ve not clapped for personal reasons.
Random Irritations
- Thread starter Blue in Munich
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PaulS
Active member
Clapping for the NHS has prob run its course the minute people started setting for fireworks and it became a competition to see who set of the biggest. Neighbours around here set off lots of fireworks then have friends and family around all day long
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Sounds like someone's strangling a cow outside...
Sounds like someone's strangling a cow outside...
Are you sure it’s not someone playing an Ed Sheeran cd
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
No..this sounds much better...
D
Deleted member 18645
Guest
Some of our members. Played first yesterday - greens pristine with no pitch marks anywhere. Just played late evening today. In 36 hours, a ton of pitch marks. We are only allowing members on the course so it can't be the usual "societies or green fees" excuse. I guess they hadn't read their instruction manual for using a pitch mark repairer since the lockdown started.
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
Billy two sheds turning out to have 15 sheds. It grates.
Wolf
Well-known member
Another forum member that's met my brother.
MegaSteve
Tour Winner
Jeremy Clarkson... Thought he did ok at first with who wants... But this series normal service has resumed... #1Cock...
Rooter
Money List Winner
Does he holiday in Elevenerife?
Wolf
Well-known member
Holiday there, he owns a a villa there with 2 sheds, the blackest of black cats, and a personal pool for each member of the household.
the peasant only owns a villa there? I thought he would own the whole island!
Wolf
Well-known member
He didn't want to be seen to be bragging ??
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Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
Yes, yes and yes again to your first point
So irritating, happens on all devices too
Bazz
Q-School Graduate
Getting tracking information for something you've ordered online and seeing it's being sent by Hermes.
Blue in Munich
Crocked Professional Yeti Impersonator
Jamesbrown
Head Pro
Getting to the golf course realising I’d forgot my golf shoes..
Golf shop couldn’t sell me a pair despite having them in my hand. Had to borrow my mates Sweaty corona spares out the car.
The range was selling coffee and sandwiches though!
Thought it was the craziest nonsensical thing I’ve come across since “lockdown“, till my mate said he went to the chippy and they wouldn’t serve him unless he had phoned up. So he phoned up in the chippy, ordered and paid in the usual way.
Is this real!?
Golf shop couldn’t sell me a pair despite having them in my hand. Had to borrow my mates Sweaty corona spares out the car.
The range was selling coffee and sandwiches though!
Thought it was the craziest nonsensical thing I’ve come across since “lockdown“, till my mate said he went to the chippy and they wouldn’t serve him unless he had phoned up. So he phoned up in the chippy, ordered and paid in the usual way.
Is this real!?
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
It's real.
Our Pro shop is only open for people booking in.
He cant sell anything to you in person.
If you go outside, phone up, pay over the phone he can deliver anything to the first tee for you....
These cant be open at the moment to shoppers - only online or phone sales
GB72
Money List Winner
Yep, pro shops are non essential retail and so cannot open for person to person sales but can make arrangements for distance selling as with any other retailer.
Bazz
Q-School Graduate
People that spell Herpes as Hermes...
Delivery should be free considering I had to drop that parcel off for them last week.
