Swinglowandslow
Well-known member
Oh I sympathise. My wife leg came up horribly when she was bitten .
They only fly within 3 ft of the ground. That was decades ago. We were local to their origins. Where have the little blighters got to now then?
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- Thread starter Blue in Munich
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Oh I sympathise. My wife leg came up horribly when she was bitten .
They only fly within 3 ft of the ground. That was decades ago. We were local to their origins. Where have the little blighters got to now then?
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
The guy next door is away and has been since lockdown. I suspect he's shielding at his partner's place where he spends most of his time and they're both 70+
Anyway, his grass was, how can I put this,....long. Expected to find several new bovine species in there.
I've been looking at it for a while and thinking I should have a go at it just so the house doesn't look obviously empty.
Spoke to the 80+ year old who looks in every few days to pick up post etc and mentioned the grass...Oh, could you have a go at it? I don't know when he's coming back..
I had to get the strimmer on it first , first cut of the year it was almost a foot long, and then the mower......
Finished half an hour ago.
Knackered
He's just come back..........
Cue Muttley-like grumblings.........but he is going to buy me a case of beer so all's well.....but I could have done without it...
Anyway, his grass was, how can I put this,....long. Expected to find several new bovine species in there.
I've been looking at it for a while and thinking I should have a go at it just so the house doesn't look obviously empty.
Spoke to the 80+ year old who looks in every few days to pick up post etc and mentioned the grass...Oh, could you have a go at it? I don't know when he's coming back..
I had to get the strimmer on it first , first cut of the year it was almost a foot long, and then the mower......
Finished half an hour ago.
Knackered
He's just come back..........
Cue Muttley-like grumblings.........but he is going to buy me a case of beer so all's well.....but I could have done without it...
PhilTheFragger
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So is this an advance excuse for when I wup you in our 9 hole social golf grudge match tomorrow??
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
that comment should go in the "laughter is the best medicine" thread as its the funniest thing I've read for ages
fundy
Ryder Cup Winner
It is over the back 9 isn't it..? The one you need "practice " on..?
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Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Not a betting Man Steve...is that good for me?1/2 Imurg
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Blue in Munich
Crocked Professional Yeti Impersonator
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Just being a good neighbour...hope doesn't look in his recycling bin....been using it as an overflowThat'll teach you to stick your nose in where it isn't wanted, won't it
fundy
Ryder Cup Winner
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
fundy
Ryder Cup Winner
Bunkermagnet
Journeyman Pro
We have all had emailed specific instructions not to attend unless a tee time has been booked, not to attend anything more than 15 mins before youre due to tee off, there is a holding area you are to be in 5 mins before you tee and if you miss your booked time, then tough you miss out.
It should put an end to any congregating, oh and the club house is shut.
arnieboy
Challenge Tour Pro
Exactly the same for our club.
harpo_72
Journeyman Pro
South of Banbury
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
being told I can only advance book one tee time per week at present. One! I am furloughed! Best chance of my life to play loads of golf, and arrgh!
AmandaJR
Money List Winner
We're only allowing front OR back 9 and not consecutive days. Tomorrow is pretty full (opened at 8am) but you can still get a tee time - just. Rest of week opens at 8pm today so they will see how it goes and review on Friday. I've not played in 2020 but planning 9 holes on Thursday - should be a laugh!
chrisd
Major Champion
Tesco !
We had a delivery today and the only thing missing was my 2 weekly supply of Magnums ????
They did replace them with Cadburys Dairy Milk equivalents - but Magnums they are NOT!!
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We had a delivery today and the only thing missing was my 2 weekly supply of Magnums ????
They did replace them with Cadburys Dairy Milk equivalents - but Magnums they are NOT!!
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Beezerk
Money List Winner
Nish Kumar, what an annoying, unfunny man.
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
This half an hour before 8 when the booking system goes live has taken at least 3 1/2 hours so far.....
