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Random Irritations

Not my fault it's one of the local ones although given the number of re-tests there on Sunday not sure exactly how efficient it has been. I was worried as the next nearest one at the time was Newbury

No need to be defensive Homer, it was a general comment ??

Unless you’ve got something to share with us ?
 
18th at Hartswood in Brentwood Essex. It’s a Muni but a real cracking course... and never looked better ?

I must add it to my list to play

Brentwood is My fav course in the area , I find for the price it's great value and stunning views

But this looks brilliant
 
We do this
A regular master & hounds discussion is "well lads & lasses - will we get a new one?" :p
I think we should get another dog after a while, I hate talking to myself , but HIDs says no way could she go through this again.
I told her the last time when we lost Gizzy and 2 years later got Millie 13.5 years ago, " don't worry this one will see both of us away ".:(
So I'm in the :poop: bad books now, she'd probably have felt better if I had popped my clogs :cry::D:eek:
 
I think we should get another dog after a while, I hate talking to myself , but HIDs says no way could she go through this again.
I told her the last time when we lost Gizzy and 2 years later got Millie 13.5 years ago, " don't worry this one will see both of us away ".:(
So I'm in the :poop: bad books now, she'd probably have felt better if I had popped my clogs :cry::D:eek:
Ah you failed to keep up your side of the bargain ...!
 
Spending 2 hours up a ladder putting mesh on the 3 exit holes on the chimney. I'd already cleared the Starling's nest that was sitting on top of the extractor fan in the bathroom.

Not the easiest of jobs in 34*C and being dive bombed by two very pee'd off Starlings.

A bonus, HID is letting me open a bottle of wine an hour early:rolleyes::p:)
 
The way American’s pronounce the name ‘Craig’. I’m not called Craig, nor do I know anyone called Craig. I just hate the way American’s say it.
When I was a young assistant golf pro I used to really piss off overbearing American golfers by asking them which part of Canada they came from.
[Apart from the one who gave me 4 crisp tenners for a £4 putter, £10 notes were a rarity in those days. Tempted but stayed honest:love:]
 
When I was a young assistant golf pro I used to really piss off overbearing American golfers by asking them which part of Canada they came from.
[Apart from the one who gave me 4 crisp tenners for a £4 putter, £10 notes were a rarity in those days. Tempted but stayed honest:love:]
If you ever want fun with the Japanese, just ask them if they are Korean... guaranteed explosion !
The other one that gets a nibble is to imply Dutch drivers are crap because they wear cloggs ( that and do the fast show sketch ?)

Yes I was rejected from the foreign office
 
If you ever want fun with the Japanese, just ask them if they are Korean... guaranteed explosion !
The other one that gets a nibble is to imply Dutch drivers are crap because they wear cloggs ( that and do the fast show sketch ?)

Yes I was rejected from the foreign office
better still ask a Kiwi where in Aus they come from and vice versa:ROFLMAO:
 
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